Catholics & a Jew having a coffee

[bramfrank]

[SIZE=14pt]Four Catholic men and a Jewish woman were having coffee. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=14pt]The first man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."[/SIZE]

The second man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."

The fourth man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."

Since the lone woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, people say;

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"Oh My God."[SIZE=14pt] [/SIZE]

 

[kawabeemer]

I could agree with that.

 

[rushes]

amen...

 

[Tyler]

I thought we already covered the **** issue.

 

[MartyA]

WOW does she look smart! Twice blest!

 

[rushes]

I thought we already covered the **** issue.

****s need ta stay uncovered...

I'm jus sayin....

 

[FJRBluesman]

I thought we already covered the **** issue.

Tyler - You started this whole thing...
Now it's a free for all.

BTW - I lost track of what this thread is about too, but I keep returning to it...

 

[Warchild]

Well, the photochopping is a bit heavy-handed.... suspect she was entirely do-able even before the photochopping....

 

[Bearly Flying]

I thought we already covered the **** issue.

As this is the only example We have to reflect upon.... Yes they are very nice........

Now if someone would like to offer up some competition, We will offer our objective opinions accordingly.........

You can Thank Me Later.....

 

[airboss]

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[bramfrank]

hmmm . . . disappeared from the webshots album - but no message delivered to me. So I reloaded it and edited the link.

Enjoy.

 

[JimLor]

Too much! That's right, I said it, toooooo much. But, she does look smart!

 

[Kromm]

In reference to this post :

A new study shows that women with big breasts are smarter than women with smaller breasts.
Though to be fair, the guy who conducted the study admits he wasn’t really listening.

I heard on the radio yesterday that Apple has developed a new breast implant that will play Music. It was for the women that complained that guys starred at there ****s and wouldn't listen to them......

 

[airboss]

Too much! That's right, I said it, toooooo much. But, she does look smart!

Don't know about smart, but ya know if you still owned a water bed she would make a good flotation device..................................ya know, just in case.

 

[Bungie]

Well, the photochopping is a bit heavy-handed.... suspect she was entirely do-able even before the photochopping....

Dale, suggestion. Do a search for Keeley Hazel. Odd I know her name, I'm not a big fan of buge hoobs.

 

[doctorJ]

If she is selling one of those puppies, I'll take one with a brown nose,

doctorj

 

[TCMike]

Fitting response

 

[C&C]

"I could barely see her nipples"

"And he's really really trying" <Frank Cross, aka, Lumpy> "Scrooged"

 

[beemerdons]

Shalom!