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Canadian Temperature Guide from Environment Canada
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the
windows down.
32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water
gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17..9° C)
New York City landlords finally
turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell
cookies door to door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the
North Pole,
Ottawa canal opens for skating.
-173° Fahre nheit (-114°C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the
keg of beer.
-460° Fahrenheit ( -273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion
stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafs win Stanley Cup.
Canadian Temperature Guide from Environment Canada
50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.
35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the
windows down.
32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water
gets thicker.
0° Fahrenheit (-17..9° C)
New York City landlords finally
turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.
-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell
cookies door to door.
-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the
North Pole,
Ottawa canal opens for skating.
-173° Fahre nheit (-114°C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the
keg of beer.
-460° Fahrenheit ( -273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion
stops,
Canadians start saying "cold eh?"
-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over,
Leafs win Stanley Cup.
