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My wife sleeps with a *******...
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You cannot imagine the power in something built to kill until it goes all Terminator on your ***-you'll never forget it.
So one night, we're done, and the now ex asks, "How was it honey?"

"Fantastic Donna." I answer sleepily.

Wwwwell, Donna was her best friend's name.
Ahhhh! So that's where yer Balls went... :blink:

An to think I thought you was born nutless... :rolleyes:

:jester:

 
Dated a girl in highschool. ren ee' was her name as i recall..............forgive me it's been many years and many beers. Anyway, she had a pet monkey. It had a collar, attached to a steel cable, attached to a pedestal bolted to the floor w/a 360 swivel. The whole floor and surrounding wall around that thing was ripped to shreds.

Not sure why I tried so long w/her, obviously I was way out of my league, just to young to realize it. :dntknw:

I know now why I never got anywhere w/her...........dam monkey woman :angry:

 
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