CHP Had A Sale Today

[GalaxyBlue]

when my Escort finished booting up, it went nutso on the ka band. His radar had not been fiddled with...

Maybe it's time to ditch the Escort and get a V-1!!

 

[twowheelnut]

when my Escort finished booting up, it went nutso on the ka band. His radar had not been fiddled with...

Maybe it's time to ditch the Escort and get a V-1!!

Uh, not anytime soon. I'm looking at $300 minimum for the fine, plus the cost of traffik skool. :blink:

 

[tripletango]

Got shot with a lazer in my car doing 71 in a 60 where the traffic is doing 75 to 80 most of the time.

Was not expecting it as I was boogying with the rest of the cagers.

All the escort did was record the hit. **** I'm dead as the LEO jumped out from along side his car and waved me over! They got another half dozen while the local was writing me up for the benefit of his small city's coffers.

I was booked in another speed trap 18 months ago. Dumb ******* me. Was shagged out after a track day at Texas World. Tracking a dude who was the rabbit. She (LEOess) latched on to him for a second then saw me behind. Let that lucky sucker go and busted me. Just bad execution on my part!

Anyway.

The best DD course is the humerous one. Enjoy!

Hey you will get 10% off all your insurance policies!

 

[Toecutter]

Imagine if it were the motorcop, the construction worker, and the Indian? He'd snap. Pretty soon,he'd be smuggling sausages and redecorating living rooms. But his bike would be clean.

Well, he does have a shiny blue bike and offered to redesign my kitchen. Not sure about tubular steaks though. He seemed to be drooling a lot in my wife's direction while he was here. I don't think he's crossed over just yet....at least not ALL the way.

I'm going for a fast ride out on 150 as soon as I finish reading page 2 of my unread posts. Thanks guys! Youz da bestest!

Just another free service we offer.... Just watch out for AAA with a gun while you're out there!

 

[madmike2]

T.C., it looks as if friend Tim is a slow learner. I remember reading something about elder persons not learning as quick as their younger counterparts, though the young'uns are a bit more foolhardy. One would think the "U-turn" incident would have been a wake-up-cal, but NOOOOoooo, not for Brother Nutt!

You krazee mann, Mr. Nutt. Then yew purdy funnie win yew post the story. I glad yew sooo rich to afford to pay fer them experiments in brain lapse. Yew'd think the "Pimp Daddy" wood be alert to whut "The Man" is doin'. Yo, bro, yuh gots to be watchin' yer, uhm, hinder parts!

 

[twowheelnut]

Well, he does have a shiny blue bike and offered to redesign my kitchen. Not sure about tubular steaks though. He seemed to be drooling a lot in my wife's direction while he was here. I don't think he's crossed over just yet....at least not ALL the way.

Let's just say that Eve will be very, very happy with the new, um, layout - er, for the kitchen, I mean. Yeah, layout for the kitchen (ahem, cough, cough). And who wouldn't throw a glance or two her way? Hell, even ghey boiz do - Ari even took piccies at the WFO banquet!

T.C., it looks as if friend Tim is a slow learner. I remember reading something about elder persons not learning as quick as their younger counterparts, though the young'uns are a bit more foolhardy. One would think the "U-turn" incident would have been a wake-up-cal, but NOOOOoooo, not for Brother Nutt!
You krazee mann, Mr. Nutt. Then yew purdy funnie win yew post the story. I glad yew sooo rich to afford to pay fer them experiments in brain lapse. Yew'd think the "Pimp Daddy" wood be alert to whut "The Man" is doin'. Yo, bro, yuh gots to be watchin' yer, uhm, hinder parts!

That's the deal, Mike. I'm begining to loose my powers of observation. Five years ago, I woulda been aware of those two coppers. The thought of slowing down and double-double checking has me wonnerin', ya know?

PS Hugs to Eve!

 

[Rogue]

Well I heard Santa Barbra is going to subsidise housing for those making under $160,000.00 a year, do you qualify?

 

[Ari Rankum]

Imagine if it were the motorcop, the construction worker, and the Indian? He'd snap. Pretty soon,he'd be smuggling sausages and redecorating living rooms. But his bike would be clean.

Not sure about tubular steaks though. I don't think he's crossed over just yet....at least not ALL the way.

Oh! Killer point. I would have missed this fact altogether. He is completely taken with "Tubular Steaks". Hell, he just mixed "Tubular Steaks" in with a video last weekend. Dang, this is not looking good.

 

[Toecutter]

And who wouldn't throw a glance or two her way? Hell, even ghey boiz do - Ari even took piccies at the WFO banquet!

Pics? Do share! This is about all I got, apart from some blurry man-**** antics!

Well I heard Santa Barbra is going to subsidise housing for those making under $160,000.00 a year, do you qualify?

Maybe after a divorce. We're qualified! Just can't afford half a mil for a trailer, plus space rental.

 

[twowheelnut]

Well I heard Santa Barbra is going to subsidise housing for those making under $160,000.00 a year, do you qualify?

Yeah, I saw that on the 4 news last night. Pretty ******* sad. Good thing that Patti and I have been 'in' the market here for years, otherwise we'd prolly be living in 'The Blue Moon Trailer Park, Laundromat & Mega Bait Shop Super Store Complex', next to the WalMart, somewhere in Arkansas...

Imagine if it were the motorcop, the construction worker, and the Indian? He'd snap. Pretty soon,he'd be smuggling sausages and redecorating living rooms. But his bike would be clean.

Not sure about tubular steaks though. I don't think he's crossed over just yet....at least not ALL the way.

Oh! Killer point. I would have missed this fact altogether. He is completely taken with "Tubular Steaks". Hell, he just mixed "Tubular Steaks" in with a video last weekend. Dang, this is not looking good.

It gets worse, Ari... Not only did I wash my bike, but I Blue Coral treated it too, being sure to get every last bit of dried Carnuba wax outta the nooks and crannies with a q-tip. Then, just for ***** and giggles, I ArmorAlled all the black and rubber bits.

I'm off to WallyWorld to see about a rainbow plate frame next.

:****:

 

[trimmantom]

Here's one for youse guys,

I've rode the hell outta my 04 for over two years without a fast driver award and was out in wichita, kansas about two weeks ago to pick up a used 06 and was just cruising out there in dorothy land trying to get the hell outta stinking kansas when a don knotts looking state troopee pulls me over.

I came up his six and saw him from a half mile away and slowed behind him to the speed limit and thought all was well much to my chagrin he pulls over and lets me go by then immediately pulls in behind me and blue lights my ***.How are you today sir? Oh I'm great officer was my reply. Well sir I clocked you coming up behind me at 88mph and this is a 65 mph zone.Oh ****!! had a temp kansas tag and tell him i just picked up the bike and am from ga. To no avail, nice$ 183 ticket to the Dodge City Miss Kitty fund.

Shoulda told him I had a date with Miss Kitty and was late.Anyway that's four friggin hours after ownership began and started my trip off right.Had a good few days of ridin in colorado and utah with Gasman before having to head back to the right coast without any more awards to my collection.

Come on ya'll I know theirs more good fast driver award stories to be told, fess up.

 

[Penforhire]

TWN, I think the "bag theory" goes out the window above 100 MPH but works down around 75-80 (either that or I am one lucky guy). My friend's newer 8500 X50 is much more sensitive than my several-years-old 8500 (like several seconds more notice on the highway).

 

[twowheelnut]

Roger that, Pen!

 

[madmike2]

It gets worse, Ari... Not only did I wash my bike, but I Blue Coral treated it too, being sure to get every last bit of dried Carnuba wax outta the nooks and crannies with a q-tip. Then, just for ***** and giggles, I ArmorAlled all the black and rubber bits.
I'm off to WallyWorld to see about a rainbow plate frame next.

Don't forget the lace doilies for the seat........yuh big thilly man!

 

[DrEvil777]

for those of us who live in the great state of California, I highly reccommend www.trafficschoolonline.com

I have used this regularly, about every 18 months. I have even done it inbetween patients! Truly Doctor Recommended!

Bummer about the ticket, but those metermaids-of-the-freeway need to raise revenue to pay for those BMW's that they ride.

 

[twowheelnut]

for those of us who live in the great state of California, I highly reccommend www.trafficschoolonline.com
I have used this regularly, about every 18 months. I have even done it inbetween patients! Truly Doctor Recommended!

Um, yeah, I'm bringing and apple for the teacher, too. :blink:

 

[GalaxyBlue]

for those of us who live in the great state of California, I highly reccommend www.trafficschoolonline.com

I have used this regularly, about every 18 months. I have even done it inbetween patients! Truly Doctor Recommended!

Um, yeah, I'm bringing and apple for the teacher, too. :blink:

Are you gunna be a good boy or am i gooing to have to put you in the corner (with dunce cap on)! :haha:

 

[twowheelnut]

Good boy with dunce cap... Can't afford any more taxes for a while. :grin:

 

[DrEvil777]

Good boy with dunce cap... Can't afford any more taxes for a while. :grin:

Just my way of helping with the state deficit!