VMax_03
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A cowboy from Texas gets pulled over by an Arizona DPS Trooper for speeding.
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general
began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing
that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy says, 'Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?' The
trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what
they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies.'
'Well, sir,' the cowboy replies, 'circle flies hang around ranches. They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the
back end of a horse.'The trooper says, 'Oh,' and goes back to writing the
ticket. But, a moment later he stops and asks, 'Are you callin' me a horse's
ass?'
'No, sir,' the cowboy replies, 'I have too much respect for law enforcement
to call y'all a horse's ass.' 'That's a good thing,' the trooper says and
goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, 'Hard to fool
them flies though.'
The trooper started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general
began to throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel
uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing
that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
The cowboy says, 'Y'all havin' some problem with them circle flies?' The
trooper stopped writing the ticket and said, 'Well yeah, if that's what
they're called. But I've never heard of circle flies.'
'Well, sir,' the cowboy replies, 'circle flies hang around ranches. They're
called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the
back end of a horse.'The trooper says, 'Oh,' and goes back to writing the
ticket. But, a moment later he stops and asks, 'Are you callin' me a horse's
ass?'
'No, sir,' the cowboy replies, 'I have too much respect for law enforcement
to call y'all a horse's ass.' 'That's a good thing,' the trooper says and
goes back to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, 'Hard to fool
them flies though.'
