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This thread is just so wrong on so many levels. Couldn't stop reading and laughing.

On a more serious note, I've had really good luck with "303 Multisurface Cleaner." Tried lots of things, but this works significantly better than anything else I've tried.

Good luck!

 
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You're welcome

 
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Why would a person need sunscreen on their ***? Maybe it's KY.</p></blockquote>

That's the worst jelly I ever tried.

 
s.ga.rider posted: Haha. You guys went crazy with this. Sun screen could be a good possibility. Still havent tried vinegar but may give it a shot in a few.
Shots of vinegar?!?!?! Yeah, man, you and I definitely should ride together. Going to Stagecoach?

 
Sounds like dried wax to me.

Titanium dioxide? Good grief.
Dried wax is a good guess. Titanium dioxide is a white pigment, and it's in more products than you might guess.

In 1974 I was doing a consulting job in a factory where it was produced. We got it in our suits, and even on the upholstery of the Lincoln Continental MK IV that we were driving. It never came out.

Is that what you told your wife the stains were? Did she buy it?

 
Thread hijackThread moved

Another tech question lost to the chaff.
...lasted alot longer than I would have figured...
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I'm trying to let tech threads stay tech in the hopes there will be self-correction through peer efforts. Sometimes the jack is too extreme or there's a slow spiral into fail.

 
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Really?? This is a "Tech-Question?" "How do I get white *** wax off of my seat?" "Serious answers only please!" Anyone with a brain and a sense of humor knew this was going down quick.

Sheesh!!

AND, Dayum Fred...Ouch!!

 
It started as a question about cleaning a seat. There were attempts at serious answers. That's tech. It's NEPRT tech which could have been searched but still tech.

 
Joe's just wishing he coulda been the seat.
I'll have to wait to see a picture of the passenger, before admitting to that Ray.

This one would work...

Hope that's not one of those Colonel Klink spiked helmets.

Thread hijackThread moved

Another tech question lost to the chaff.
...lasted alot longer than I would have figured...
rolleyes.gif
I'm trying to let tech threads stay tech in the hopes there will be self-correction through peer efforts. Sometimes the jack is too extreme or there's a slow spiral into fail.
Well, maybe some questions just beg to be hijacked.

And I suggest cranberry juice, but it's too late now for her to drink it.

 
s.ga.rider posted: Haha. You guys went crazy with this. Sun screen could be a good possibility. Still havent tried vinegar but may give it a shot in a few.
Shots of vinegar?!?!?! Yeah, man, you and I definitely should ride together. Going to Stagecoach?
I was thinking about going. I would like to find someone coming from my way to get up with and ride to it.

 
Sounds like dried wax to me.

Titanium dioxide? Good grief.
Dried wax is a good guess. Titanium dioxide is a white pigment, and it's in more products than you might guess.

In 1974 I was doing a consulting job in a factory where it was produced. We got it in our suits, and even on the upholstery of the Lincoln Continental MK IV that we were driving. It never came out.

Is that what you told your wife the stains were? Did she buy it?
I used to have one of those a few years ago...... ha

and the vinegar didnt work.

 
s.ga.rider posted: I was thinking about going. I would like to find someone coming from my way to get up with and ride to it.
I'll be heading down I-85 and I-65 that morning. We can meet somewhere along the route. Do a couple of vinegar shots.

 
s.ga.rider posted: I was thinking about going. I would like to find someone coming from my way to get up with and ride to it.
I'll be heading down I-85 and I-65 that morning. We can meet somewhere along the route. Do a couple of vinegar shots.
Maybe we can meet up. From a quick glance it looks like were going different ways. Im about 30 miles north of tallahassee so i would be running i10 mostly. Pm me, right now im going alone so im open to suggestions.

 
Peanut Butter. Natural Peanut Butter and not that damn slimy processed **** like Jiffy, Peter Pan, etc. Rub it on the streaks, pic out the pub hairs, then aggressively lick it off. Oh yes,....immediately brush your teeth.

 
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