Cleaning the Toilet Bowl...

[Patriot]

Toilet Cleaning Instructions:

1. Put seat and lid of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close the lid. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power-wash' and 'rinse'.

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can and quickly lift the seat and lid.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

Sincerely,

The Dog

 

[Duezzer]

I'm now on my third cat but

Cleanest crapper in town

 

[Mooseonagoose]

Don't know where you got that'n, but if you haven't actually seen it done you don't know how funny it is! No, I don't hate cats, and no it's not very amusing to the cat, ...not that it actually causes him any real harm.

One evening about twenty years or so ago, I was over at my freinds Steve & Linda's place, ...they had a couple of 'barnyard cats' which she would allow into the house occasionally. On this particular night the cats had been in the house for most of the evening, when Steve decided it was time for them to go out. The first cat was put out w/o undue ceremony, the second decided he wasn't ready and clawed his way over & around Steve and back into the house, and then proceeded to run/hide under/behind every nook, cranny, & object he could 'til Steve finally got ahold of him again. At that point Steve told me to go open the back door [the bathroom is just across the hall from the back door], Steve deftly deposited the still very uncooperative kitty in the toilet, shut it & flushed it a couple of times. The cat at this point has become very vocal!! When he opened the lid said cat was out the back door like a jet on afterburners! After stopping at the edge of the deck and a frantic shake, he crouched and gave Steve a look that was the absolute epitomy of evil & malice!! If looks could kill Steve woulda been a gonner for sure! His response, with a grin, was "see, you've just gotta make 'em wanna go out"! Our guffaws were admittedly at the cat's expense that night, but it was pretty damn comical I gotta say!