Co-Worker Comment

[FJRPittsburgh]

A co-worker was standing at the urinal next to mine. He said, "The only problem with this bathroom is the water's too cold.".

Cracked me up.

 

[Pterodactyl]

Proper response would have been, "And deep too."

 

[Redfish Hunter]

But it isn't that deep. It does not even cover the... I am guessing most of you don't have that problem.

 

[CrabbyJack]

And the bottom is sandy, too!

 

[Tyler]

Keep dreaming boys...

 

[Pterodactyl]

CrabbyJack

And the bottom is sandy, too!

Careful.... That's where the crabs live.

 

[MrZappo]

Sure it's cold but the pipes are clear out to the street.

 

[lnewlf]

seen on wall above urinal..."don't look here for the joke-it's in your hand"..

 

[LKLD]

False bravado at its finest. :rofl:

 

[BkerChuck]

Funniest thing I've ever heard while in the men's room;

"So this is where the dicks hang out"

 

[Bugnatr]

The Sourdough Saloon in Beatty Nevada, a sign above the urinal says " Please don't throw you butts in the urinal, the same hands that put ice in your drinks have to pull the butts out"

 

[majicmaker]

The Sourdough Saloon in Beatty Nevada, a sign above the urinal says " Please don't throw you butts in the urinal, the same hands that put ice in your drinks have to pull the butts out"

That'll get your attention!

 

[puppychow]

Seen at a urinal (well toilet actually, but I was urinating in it) in Ouray, Colorado.

"Please flush, Los Angeles needs the water."

 

[gray ray]

Above the urinal at the ice rink, "Those with short bats, please stand closer to the plate."

 

[HotRodZilla]

Above our toilet at the range (there is no urinal):

"If you have trouble hitting the target, please assume a sitting position, for a more stable shooting platform."

 

[bluesdog]

A sign above the facility in a gas station's restroom: 'We aim to please. You aim, too, please'

 

[Redfish Hunter]

If your hose is short or your pump is weak,

Please stand close so you don't piss on your feet.

How we have fallen to discussing weak, bathroom wall humor completely baffles me.

 

[bigjohnsd]

PMS

 

[SacramentoMike]

Above the urinal at the ice rink, "Those with short bats, please stand closer to the plate."

Only makes sense to the hockey ball players.