Coincidence?

[ionbeam]

Your body will tell you if you are doing more than you should. Listen. A quick snip isn't too bad compared to Gleno's solution --- >

 

[FJRottie]

The big V is a lot easier these days and a good doctor helps. I had it from a specialist, it took 20-30 minutes and I was up and around after 2 days.

Just take it easy for the first day for sure.

Also, get yourself a little bell so you can summon the wife for more food during that oh so painful first day on the couch infront of the TV. It is not painful, but pretend it is. This is your time. :lol:

 

[TahoeBound]

Maybe you could start the "Iron Nut Association".

:rolf: Stop it!

 

[gr8eyes]

Whats a vasectomy......

 

[odot]

A vasectomy is what most people should have right when puberty hits. Would solve a lot of problems. At least, that's what I think.

 

[Grumpy]

You'll find that the recovery isn't nearly as much of a problem as getting yourself mentally ready to laydown on the table in the doctors office is! And as you're laying there waiting for him to begin you're thinking, gee that's a really sharp instrument......what if he slips???? My pride and joy might never work again?

As you'll find out, the doctor can take care of everything but the sweating!!! You'll see what I mean when you raise up off the table when the doctor is finished and the table covering is solidly stuck to your back due to the sweat!!

jim

 

[Silver Penguin]

My wife has scheduled my vasectomy during my new FJR arrival window. Anybody ever got snipped then tried to ride? How long do you have to keep the frozen peas handy?

So, who came up with the bargain?

New FJR = Vasectomy.

Seems like a pretty fair deal to a guy who REALLY wants the bike. And agreeing to the deal shows how much you want the bike.

Suggest you don't pull the sympathy act with your wife too hard - you might hear comparisons to childbirth. <g>

Jill

 

[Windjammer]

My wife has scheduled my vasectomy during my new FJR arrival window.

Reason number 9,736 why men are perfecly justified in fearing commitment. "Oh honey, if you loved me you'd marry me, then I could set up an appointment in 10 years or so to have your balls cut off after I no longer feel you need to have sperm."

NUTS!

Seems like a pretty fair deal to a guy who REALLY wants the bike. And agreeing to the deal shows how much you want the bike.

Obvious female viewpoint. See above. Note well: You can buy a helluva lot of rubbers for the price of surgery. Prolly save enough for a down payment on the FJR! And if you're old enough for a vasectomy (see above), you're prolly not too drunk to remember to put one on.

Obvious male viewpoint: "But honey, why do I need a vasectomy? Why, in just a few more years, you'll hit menopause, become sterile and go absolutely batshit and divorce me anyway. Why don't we just spend the money on a new motorcycle instead?"

WJ - almost 40, still single and still lovin' it. Also lucky in that my SO has already been divorced and wants marriage no more.

Disclaimer: The above comments are meant to be humorous, and should be blithely ignored by anyone who wishes to stay married. Jill - nothing personal, I just used your comments in my weak attempt at a funny.

 

[Silver Penguin]

Obvious male viewpoint: "But honey, why do I need a vasectomy? Why, in just a few more years, you'll hit menopause, become sterile and go absolutely batshit and divorce me anyway. Why don't we just spend the money on a new motorcycle instead?"

OK - I get it. Save the $$ from the vasectomy and buy an FJR for the wife, to help her through menopause. Sure, you won't be getting any because she'll be out riding instead, then the need for the snip would be gone.

What a thoughtful husband, to provide an outlet for his dear wife's raging hormones.

(Disclaimer - this is also meant to be funny).

Jill

 

[cota95]

A couple /three days and you'll be fine. I got mine in 1987 and I'm still not over the nurse's giggle when she pulled up my johnie...

 

[ScrapeApe]

Got the snip yesterday. Still no bike. I guess PDP has some good aspects. Still wish I had my bike.

Wife 1

Me 0

But the Darvocet sure is good.