Concealed Carry Permit

[Pterodactyl]

Went over to the local Bass Pro Shop to pick up a small 9 mm pistol that I bought for home protection.

When I was ready to pay for the gun and ammo, the cashier said "Strip down, facing me."

Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control wackos running amok, I did just as she had instructed.

When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out she was telling me how I should place my credit card in the card reader.

They really need to make their instructions to seniors a bit clearer.

I've been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.

 

[Surly]

It would have been a lot better if you had a large handgun!!!

 

[AlleyCat]

haha.... I like this.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Jeeze Surly. Why are you always looking at the size of another man's handgun?

 

[Panman]

Jeeze Surly. Why are you always looking at the size of another man's handgun?

Little one's don't do quite as much damage.............................

 

[petey]

Jeeze Surly. Why are you always looking at the size of another man's handgun?

Little one's don't do quite as much damage.............................

It can/dose if you know how to use it.....LOL

 

[RadioHowie]

Were you arrested?

What were you charged with?

Assault With A Dead Weapon?

 

[HotRodZilla]

Were you arrested?
What were you charged with?

Assault With A Dead Weapon?

Howie, we used to call that, "Assault with a friendly weapon." However, given the mean age of this board, yours may be more correct.

 

[FJRay]

Were you arrested?

What were you charged with?

Assault With A Dead Weapon?

Howie, we used to call that, "Assault with a friendly weapon." However, given the mean age of this board, yours may be more correct.

Hey!!! watch it there you young punk.

I'll Have you know we still have a puppy brain.

 

[puppychow]

This is my rifle, this is my gun,

This one's for shooting, this one's for fun!

 

[rushes]

I would like to be able to open carry without worry of being arrested.

I do have receipts and test results to prove I'm only firing blanks if that makes a difference...

 

[Pterodactyl]

It may be small but it can fire ten times rapidly.

 

[Big Sky]

My Blackhawk has the 8-inch barrel. But it's single action; has to be re-cocked manually.

 

[Pterodactyl]

I'll wager there is a great deal of manual recocking going on in this crowd.

 

[HotRodZilla]

Probably a lot of polishing the barrel also.

 

[beemerdons]

Probably a lot of polishing the barrel also.

AJ with our both being Irishmen ese, Papa Chuy Viejo and "Old" Michael O'Keeffe have always had a lot more barrel to polish! JSNS, Irish Shillelaghs aye!

 

[FJRay]

Probably a lot of polishing the barrel also.

AJ with our both being Irishmen ese, Papa Chuy Viejo and "Old" Michael O'Keeffe have always had a lot more barrel to polish! JSNS, Irish Shillelaghs aye!

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At least it's easy to polish imagination.

 

[Old Guy]

Probably a lot of polishing the barrel also.

AJ with our both being Irishmen ese, Papa Chuy Viejo and "Old" Michael O'Keeffe have always had a lot more barrel to polish! JSNS, Irish Shillelaghs aye!

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At least it's easy to polish imagination.

Well, that's just great. Now this has turned into a Polish joke

 

[beemerdons]

Probably a lot of polishing the barrel also.

AJ with our both being Irishmen ese, Papa Chuy Viejo and "Old" Michael O'Keeffe have always had a lot more barrel to polish! JSNS, Irish Shillelaghs aye!

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At least it's easy to polish imagination.

Well, that's just great. Now this has turned into a Polish joke

Now you've done it Old Guy, Billy Fitz - yamafitter from Gdansk will be here any minute now complaining about "Pole Slander" eh! JSNS, Kielbasa ese!