HuskyRider
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Peace Blondes..jk
Corn Maze for Blondes
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Happy Rider
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Also works for politicians!
I like it.
Did Barb navigate it ok, or did she need a GPS?
Did Barb navigate it ok, or did she need a GPS?
Well....I was skeered, to be sure, but, as with speeding tix......blonde feminine wiles have their usesI like it.
Did Barb navigate it ok, or did she need a GPS?
Bungie
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Guess that's why the scarecrow is smiling huh[Well....I was skeered, to be sure, but, as with speeding tix......blonde feminine wiles have their uses
HuskyRider
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"Any idea what you're getting for your birthday?" asked a blonde of her friend.
"Roses from Bob ... that's a given," said the friend.
"What's wrong with that?" said the blonde.
"Well, he always has 'expectations' after giving me flowers and I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air!"
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"Don't you have a vase?" asked the blonde.
"Roses from Bob ... that's a given," said the friend.
"What's wrong with that?" said the blonde.
"Well, he always has 'expectations' after giving me flowers and I don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air!"
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"Don't you have a vase?" asked the blonde.
Here we go....
CAJW
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Why did car manufacturers move the high beam switch back to the floor of cars like in years past?
..... cause Blondes kept getting their feet tangled up in the steering wheel.
..... cause Blondes kept getting their feet tangled up in the steering wheel.
MEM
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Um....er....I'm not blonde but I have recollections of something like that. IIRC, there was ....a drive-in theatre......a yellow Toyota Celica....a pint of
Patriot
Isabella is Lazarus
what caused the New York blackout of 1969....
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a blonde installing a doorbell...
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a blonde installing a doorbell...
CAJW
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MEM
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wheatonFJR
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so....it IS true you got your legs tangled up in the steering wheel??Well, in defense of blondes, I WAS sharing said pint
MEM
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:lol: I lack the imagination to make this stuff up, Wheatieso....it IS true you got your legs tangled up in the steering wheel??Well, in defense of blondes, I WAS sharing said pint
Blonde Painter
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer,
richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie
,"Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie.
"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening.
"Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.
"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door."I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed.
"You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"
Shaking his head in amazement, the man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.
"Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Julie, the blonde, was getting pretty desperate for money. She decided to go to the nicer,
richer neighborhoods around town and look for odd jobs as a handy woman.
The first house she came to, a man answered the door and told Julie
,"Yeah, I have a job for you. How would you like to paint the porch?"
"Sure that sounds great!" said Julie.
"Well, how much do you want me to pay you?" asked the man.
"Is fifty bucks all right?" Julie asked.
"Yeah, great. You'll find the paint and ladders you'll need in the garage."
The man went back into his house to his wife who had been listening.
"Fifty bucks! Does she know the porch goes all the way around the house?" asked the wife.
"Well, she must, she was standing right on it!" her husband replied.
About 45 minutes later, Julie knocked on the door."I'm all finished," she told the surprised homeowner. The man was amazed.
"You painted the whole porch?"
"Yeah," Julie replied, "I even had some paint left, so I put on two coats!"
Shaking his head in amazement, the man reached into his wallet to pay Julie.
"Oh, and by the way," said Julie, "That's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."
Patriot
Isabella is Lazarus
A PLANE IS ON ITS WAY TO TORONTO , WHEN A BLONDE IN
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS
TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE
BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES
BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FUSS. I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ".
ECONOMY CLASS GETS UP, AND MOVES TO THE FIRST CLASS
SECTION AND SITS DOWN.
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT WATCHES HER DO THIS, AND ASKS
TO SEE HER TICKET.
SHE THEN TELLS THE BLONDE THAT SHE PAID FOR ECONOMY
CLASS, AND THAT SHE WILL HAVE TO SIT IN THE BACK.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT GOES INTO THE COCKPIT AND TELLS
THE PILOT AND THE CO-PILOT THAT THERE IS A BLONDE
BIMBO SITTING IN FIRST CLASS, THAT BELONGS IN
ECONOMY, AND WON'T MOVE BACK TO HER SEAT.
THE CO-PILOT GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND TRIES TO
EXPLAIN THAT BECAUSE SHE ONLY PAID FOR ECONOMY
SHE WILL HAVE TO LEAVE AND RETURN TO HER SEAT.
THE BLONDE REPLIES, "I'M BLONDE, I'M BEAUTIFUL, I'M
GOING TO TORONTO AND I'M STAYING RIGHT HERE."
THE CO-PILOT TELLS THE PILOT THAT HE PROBABLY SHOULD
HAVE THE POLICE WAITING WHEN THEY LAND TO ARREST
THIS BLONDE WOMAN WHO WON'T LISTEN TO REASON.
THE PILOT SAYS, "YOU SAY SHE IS A BLONDE? I'LL
HANDLE THIS, I'M MARRIED TO A BLONDE. I SPEAK BLONDE."
HE GOES BACK TO THE BLONDE AND WHISPERS IN HER EAR,
AND SHE SAYS, "OH, I'M SORRY." AND GETS UP AND GOES
BACK TO HER SEAT IN ECONOMY..
THE FLIGHT ATTENDANT AND CO-PILOT ARE AMAZED AND
ASKED HIM WHAT HE SAID TO MAKE HER MOVE WITHOUT
ANY FUSS. I TOLD HER, "FIRST CLASS ISN'T GOING TO TORONTO ".
doctorJ
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HotRodZilla
GOD BLESS AMERICA
What's a blond girl's mating call??
"I am soooooooooooooooooo drunk!"
"I am soooooooooooooooooo drunk!"
