Crazy Ivan redefined

Yamaha FJR Motorcycle Forum

Help Support Yamaha FJR Motorcycle Forum:

This site may earn a commission from merchant affiliate links, including eBay, Amazon, and others.
Having visited Russia and Ukraine, I found the oddest thing to be the AMAZING amount of beautiful young women.

Some of the most beautiful I've ever seen--even my wife commented on the amazing numbers of them. But somehow, they all seem to turn into lumpy, dumpy, grumpy babushkas in their 60's and 70's without ever passing through their 30's and 40's...

No wonder "Ivan" is crazy...our guide in St. Petersburg, Dimitri, was an ex-Soviet apparachik and a miserable, humorless SOB, who mourned the end of the Soviet Union...

But St. P. is amazingly beautiful--like Venice on steroids.

Odessa was pretty much the same...the guide there, the same.

 
To steal this thread again, just noticed my temp is 50. Dam and I didn't ride today :angry:   :***:   :headbonk:   :rant:
Can't ride when you're dead, and a temp of 50 qualifies.
you're not dead until you are WARM and dead :D
depends on where you are w/ that temp, immersed or sub-zero,yeah it applies. If you equal the temp of the floor in your house, you ARE dead,or as i like to say they have assumed room temperature.

I did like the fact that there wasn't any pile-ups in those clips,let's see that here. I think it's a congressional mandate to have AT LEAST 3-4 cars in one accident nowadays. :arrowhead:

 
To steal this thread again, just noticed my temp is 50. Dam and I didn't ride today :angry:   :***:   :headbonk:   :rant:
Can't ride when you're dead, and a temp of 50 qualifies.
Took me a minute until I saw who said it :lol: :D

 
If Russia was still communist...we'd be able to say....DRIVING LESSONS FOR EVERYONE!!!..... sorry I was just hallucinating :blink:

 
Top