Ok...I found it. (Reprented w/o permission, but I don't think the OP will mind).
Bear in mind, this comes from a thread of noob stories, so no need to point out the mistakes that were made.
Indeed there are. "Noobish" is a term best left to those in their sophomore riding experience. I have been riding since ... well ... nevermind ... and I have a pail of stories.
Heading out on my 74 Z1 Kawasaki to northern Vanvouver Island. It was hot. Unseasonable actually, and I was wearing the usual old Bell open face and sun glasses. Took off my leather jacket an was riding shirtless. Suddenly, I got stung on the neck by wasp or what? I rode on but pulled over and put on my leather jacket again. Now immune, I continued on towards Hardy at high speed. Within 25 minutes I hit a bunch of insects. Smatter on my sunglasses and then .... OMG ... up my nose ... a wasp .. a bee ... stinging .... holy crap ... .... I was doing close to 100 when the dread insect hit ... it lodged way up high in my nose almost sinus high. Sting ... sting ... sting. With my left hand I punched my own nose ... repeatedly ... hard. Trying my knuckle to kill the beast all at the same time trying to pull over to the side of the road. I finally stopped and snorted the beast out .... the next few hours were filled with a clinic ... some antihistamines and the last time I rode a bike with an open face helmet.