Dead rabbit

[want2ride]

A gentleman was driving his sports car down a country road enjoying a beautiful day when a rabbit jumped out in front of him. He hit the brakes and swerved but the rabbit also tried dodging but to no luck. He struck the rabbit and pulled over. He ran back to the rabbit to find it laying there limp and lifeless. Being a sensitive man he started to cry over killing the innocent bunny.

A blonde was driving by when she saw the man crying over the dead bunny. She pulled over and offered to help him with the bunny. The man looked at her with tear filled eyes and said it was dead and there was nothing to be done for the rabbit. She smiled at him and said do not worry. I can take care of this!

She ran back to her car and came back with a spray can and asked the man to step back. Being inb shock from killing the bunny he listened and backed up. She then sprayed the rabbit with the substance, handed the can to the man and picked the rabbit up and placed it on its legs. The rabbit sat there for a moment then shook itself and hopped down the road 3 feet. It then stopped, turned around and waved at them, turned again and hopped another 3 feet, turned and waved again, repeating this until the rabbit was out of site.

The blonde smiled at the man and said that always works! She jumped into her car leaving the man staring at her leaving and the path of the rabbit. Shaking his head he looked at the can she left behind. The label read: HAIR SPRAY, brings dead hair back to life and adds permanent wave.......

 

[Old Michael]

want2ride, you should face years of ridicule for having posted this.

:grin:

 

[zman55]

Laughing out loud.

 

[FJRay]

As much as I hate to agree with OM . That one is sad.

 

[yamafitter]

want2ride, you should face years of ridicule for having posted this.

I believe as a suitable punishment he should be made to buy all the beer at any future FJR event whether or not he is in attendance to atone for the OP.

 

[puppychow]

Want2ride, you should do what you want, and ride. Leave the comedy to professionals.

 

[TripperMike]

I thought it was funny. Maybe on the same level as slap-stick comedy, but still.......I chuckled.

Life is so simple when you can be amused easily.

 

[want2ride]

I find humor in everything. It helps my outlook in life and with 24 years in the military I had to look for the humor to survive

Love and accept everyone, just know their limitations and work within them

 

[Uncle Hud]

Chuckle, chuckle.