Dear Santa

[na1g]

I know you're really busy now.

I hope this isn't shocking.

Please listen to my one request

To fill my humble stocking.

It's kinda big and heavy, too

But you can fit it in,

For I have been a good old boy.

Committed not one sin.

The color's not important

Tho the new ones are all black.

You might just need a little help

To get it in your sack.

I know you'll do your best for me.

I still believe in you.

You know that I'll enjoy the gift

For many New Years, too.

So wrap my brand new moto up

And tie it with a bow.

Oh, by the way, it's an FJR

And it's made by Yamaha.

(Sorry, but nothing rhymes with Yamaha.)

pete

Happy Holidays to all who ride!

 

[Knifemaker]

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So wrap my brand new moto up

And tie it with a bow.

Oh, by the way, it's an FJR

And it's made by Yamaha.

(Sorry, but nothing rhymes with Yamaha.)

Breuha-ha

Omaha

Yee Haa

My old freind Judah was asked why there was not anything that rhymed with "Orange" ..he stood there a minute and said there was...

"Door Hinge."

You must have a really big stocking.............

KM

 

[TCMike]

Good luck! Hope Santa comes through for you.

 

[Rogue]

So wrap my brand new moto upAnd tie it with a bow.

Oh, by the way, it's an FJR

And it's made by Yamaha.

pete

Happy Holidays to all who ride!

So wrap my brand new moto up

Change your HO HO HO to HA HA HA

and send me an FJR

by Yamaha

 

[Silver Penguin]

Hope Santa comes through for you. Were you naughty or nice this year? You know he'll be checking his list then checking it twice, to find out.

 

[Rogue]

Hope Santa comes through for you. Were you naughty or nice this year? You know he'll be checking his list then checking it twice, to find out.

And only the naughty get FJRs!

 

[Bigbeavk]

Dear na1q that is quite a task,

I think I am able to but first I simply ask.

Did you read the forum and find the question's not to ask?

We simply will not mention that Bust will ream your azz.

You know we all are smarter

if we read it thru.

We sure expect the same

from new people like you.

I have only 1 thing

that you have to promise.

You must ride her hard and not keep nothing fromis.

Ride and eat and stuff your belly full.

You must take pics and give a report

and please include some bull.

Someday we may meet but please keep in mind.

Never let us see your big behind.

Always keep it covered or we may have to get,

Bust and his razor will give you something to forget.

Go north go south go east and back west

I hope you get to see this country it's the best.

No shorts or sneakers please we cannot ride this way.

Always dress accordingly to keep you safe all day.

We ride to see all the great views

but please remember we don't like bad news.

We pray for Tyler and all the others

to please be safe so when we meet.

We can say Merry Christmas all you ridin brothers and sisters.

Sorry it's cold and I need to ride

but it's in the teens so I need to hide.

:lol2:

 

[Old Michael]

Bravo, Bigbeav,

that was awfully good.

Your talent with rhymes

is giving me wood.

Thassit.

Off to stinkin' traffic school. :angry:

 

[Silver Penguin]

Thassit.Off to stinkin' traffic school. :angry:

I didn't know that you taught traffic school classes, OM. You learn something new every day. Teaching those transgressors how to ride properly. Hope you get them all put straight.

Wait..... you didn't mean...... you couldn't possibly be a STUDENT?????

 

[Patriot]

There was a young man from Nantucket

Whose...

no wait

Roses are Red

Violets are itty bitty...

never mind