Deductive Reasoning

[RaYzerman19]

As I get a bit older and have a bit more time, I occasionally create opportunities to keep my deductive reasoning skills sharp.

After shoveling snow , I sat down and had a couple of Rum & Cokes.

The day was gorgeous, and the drinks facilitated some deep thinking on various topics...

I thought about an age old question: "Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? "

Most women maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but still I wondered.

Well, after another Rum & Coke, and some heavy thinking, I've come up with the answer...

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby! Here's the reasoning:

A year or so after giving birth, women often decide, "It might be time to have another baby."

On the other hand, you'll never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I'm ready for another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.

 

[RadioHowie]

"They" won't get it.

It's a "man" thing.

Good one, though!

 

[Surly]

I hear you brother.

 

[BkerChuck]

Sharp as a tack and twice as flatheaded...

 

[a.droid]

Well, That was entertaining

 

[lnewlf]

A man with a 25 inch long penis goes to his doctor to complain that he is having a problem with this cumbersome instrument and has had more than one complaint.

"Doctor," he asked, in total frustration, "is there anything you can do for me?"

The doctor replies, "Medically, son, there is nothing I can do. But, I do know this witch who may be able to help you." So the doctor gives him directions to the witch.
...
The man calls upon the witch and relays his story. "Witch, my penis is 25 inches long and I need help. Can anything be done to help me? You are my only hope."

The witch stares in amazement, scratches her head, and then replies, "I think I may be able to help you with your problem. Do this. Go deep into the forest. You will find a pond. In this pond, you will find a frog sitting on a log. This frog has magic. You say to frog, will you marry me? When the frog says no, you will find five inches less to your problem."

The man's face lit up and he dashed off into the forest. He called out to the frog, "Will you marry me?"

The frog looked at him dejectedly and replied, "NO."

The man looked down and suddenly his penis was 5 inches shorter. "WOW," he screamed out loud, "this is great!" But it was still too long at 20 inches, so he decided to ask the frog to marry him again. "Frog, will you marry me?" the guy shouted.

The frog rolled its eyes back in its head and screamed back, "NO!"

The man felt another twitch in his penis, looked down, and it was another 5 inches shorter. The man laughed, "This is fantastic." He looked down at his penis again, 15 inches long, and reflected for a moment. Fifteen inches is still a monster, just a little less would be ideal. Grinning, he looked across the pond and yelled out, "Frog will you marry me?"

The frog looked back across the pond shaking its head, "How many times do I have to tell you? NO, NO, NO!"
~~GAME OVER~~

 

[extrememarine]

Maybe the story would have a different ending if you got an epidural prior to the kick?

I rest my case . . . still sharp as a tack.