Deep Thought

[mdisher]

This is no lie... I work with some of the dumbest people...

This fractured quote actually came out of one of their mouths today:

"Even a blind pig finds a squirrel once in a while."

How true....

 

[radman]

They should keep the vodka outta the boardroom.

 

[zzkenoman]

Was it euphemism for "they don't pay you enough"?

 

[Mogambo]

That's up there with "A wet bird never flys at night".

 

[Warchild]

That's up there with "A wet bird never flys at night".

My favorite was from a Corporate HR Senior Manager:

"You are skating on thin water". :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[twowheelnut]

Hmmmm, three letter word change: Pig. Nut. Pig. Nut. OK, I can see where your collegue pooched. Too much snort before the meeting...

 

[Dudewado]

I read a classified add today that said, "1999 Isuzu. Looks good, needs some work, leaks a little water.

$1000 or best offer. Won't take less than $900"