Do-ti-do-ti-do-ti-do.... !BUMP!

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It's reaching epidemic levels folks. BE EXTRA CAREFUL OUT THERE!

Riding in this morning, I was split at a red light, minding my own damn business, when all of a sudden... BUMP?!? :blink:

I thought for sure some a-hole was mad I was split, and bumped me on purpose. Nope. Some prehistoric dude in a new and quite humongous Tundra bumped in to my right saddlebag. I thought for sure I was gonna have to go, till I noticed the guy was at least 2x Old Mike's age and didn't do it on purpose. He opened his window and said "sorry". Gee thanks dude.

Still! Why is a guy, who is 125 years old, and obviously can't keep hit foot on the brake driving a 6,000lb truck?? /rant

Luckily, it only put a surface scuff on the bag, which wiped right off. Could have been a full on tip over into the unsuspecting driver to my left. Suppose it's my lucky day. Maybe I should go play Lotto?

 
Well, I should get to see Flying Junior's bike in a little bit - so I will get another reminder of just how absent minded people are lately. Hopefully I won't get "bumped" again on the way over to RV Yammy.

Maybe I will stop at the Chevron across the street and get me that lotto tix.

 
It was on purpose. Old people think they own the road. On the other hand, when lane splitting, isn't getting some contact part of the normal risk you assume?
Maybe an occasional "mirror tap". Not using me as a tire chock!! :huh:

 
Still! Why is a guy, who is 125 years old, and obviously can't keep hit foot on the brake driving a 6,000lb truck??
At least he's got the appropriate make... a Toyota.
Oh, well if it's a Toyota, then it wasn't his fault. I'm sure it accelerated on its own... even with his foot on the gas brake.

By the way, I assume the risk of someone not seeing me and changing lanes. I also assume someone might get mad at me and turn on purpose. I don't assume (as in my cage driving) that the guy is too old and feeble to keep his vehicle from rolling. Guess I have something else to watch out for now. <_<

I must say though, I ALWAYS assume everyone is trying to kill me!... it's called defensive driving! :rolleyes:

 
No ****! I almost always split just so I can take most of that "rear-ender" threat out of the equation... or so I thought!

There is no safety!!!!!!!! :ninja:

 
Still! Why is a guy, who is 125 years old, and obviously can't keep hit foot on the brake driving a 6,000lb truck??
Oh, well if it's a Toyota, then it wasn't his fault. I'm sure it accelerated on its own... even with his foot on the gas brake.

...the guy is too old and feeble to keep his vehicle from rolling. :rolleyes:
The old & feeble aren't going to give up the keys without a fight -- you lose... :(

And..., because of their old & feeble condition, they've been brainwashed to think they'll all be safer in huge S.U.V.s and trucks (regardless if statistics show that those very same vehicles are way over-represented in crashes and roll-overs). :huh: :rolleyes:

 
And..., because of their old & feeble condition, they've been brainwashed to think they'll all be safer in huge S.U.V.s and trucks (regardless if statistics show that those very same vehicles are way over-represented in crashes and roll-overs). :huh: :rolleyes:

And that's exactly WHY the old and feeble are safer inside a tank. Crash? Roll-over? No problem - you're in a tank. YOU will be safer. Sad for the other poor schmucks who are sharing your road with you.

 
Yikes. Sorry that happened to you. Being from the other coast, I know little to nothing of lane splitting except that if you were to try it here, you can rest assured SOMEBODY is gonna get pissed and try to kill you!

Either way, keep a sharp eye and do all you can to avoid things. But, at the end of the day, I believe there are only so many steps one can take to be as safe as possible and there will be times when you just can't do anything about controlling all the variables. YMMV.

 
And..., because of their old & feeble condition, they've been brainwashed to think they'll all be safer in huge S.U.V.s and trucks
Back when folks were debating about how big and abnoxious SUVs are, I read something from a woman who drove one that made my blood run cold: "I drive a big car so that if I hit someone I won't get hurt."

"...so if I hit someone...," not "if I get hit."

If anyone ever had her head up her ***.... :glare:

 
And..., because of their old & feeble condition, they've been brainwashed to think they'll all be safer in huge S.U.V.s and trucks
Back when folks were debating about how big and abnoxious SUVs are, I read something from a woman who drove one that made my blood run cold: "I drive a big car so that if I hit someone I won't get hurt."

"...so if I hit someone...," not "if I get hit."

If anyone ever had her head up her ***.... :glare:
A friend of ours is married to a terrible driver who shares this sentiment. She was in a minor accident way back when and now she is "afraid" to drive anything smaller than a humongotard SUV. Perfect... bad driver... in humongotard SUV because SHE is afraid!

I think it is the rest of us, specially the two wheeled variety, that need to be skeered. Very skeered! :(

 
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Riding in this morning, I was split at a red light....
You lane split? What are you, some kinda freakin' nut?! :huh:
Why yes, yes I do! :yahoo:

I was very weary of lane-sharing (the politically correct way to say it and one of TWN's pet-peeves) when I moved to CA. I quickly realized the advantages to it and the fact that MOST (not all) drivers are accustomed to it and don't have a problem with it. I figured they would react like drivers in most other parts of the country probably react: "What gives that a-hole the right to get there before me?" They don't. In fact, most will actually move over to give you room. Anyway, I love it and will continue to do it until I have some good reason to stop. Of course, I am not "looking" for that reason to stop, so I'll continue to give a little respect to the guy who is sitting still and can't progress while I am riding down the center of the road. :rolleyes:

 
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