Does this bike make me look fat

[Jazzzzz]

You guys who've been married for longer than I have (4 years) - how much *** kissing and/or diamond jewelry am I looking at in order to get the OK for a track bike? Something small to start, like an SV650 with some suspension work.

Mine cost me tile in the bathrooms (thanks again for the cutter Steve) and hardwoods in the kitchen.

She made mention about Hawaii as well.....

Maybe I should offer to build a decent garage instead of the 90-year old carriage house we have now, it'd be a win-win for me :assassin:

 

[user 6393]

HEY..............I MAY BE UGLY..............BUT..........









at least my anus is shaved.

tanks again, gunny.......jack ***.

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh, I'VE GONE BLIND......

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI

 

[MojaveFJR]

Its the color. Yellow makes everyone look fat. Stay away from yellow and you should be alright.

But seriously, yes. You make the bike look small.

 

[Checkswrecks]

You guys who've been married for longer than I have (4 years) - how much *** kissing and/or diamond jewelry am I looking at in order to get the OK for a track bike? Something small to start, like an SV650 with some suspension work.

Sympathy approach works better in my house:

"Gee honey, this SV650 is so small and innocent and cute and it just followed me home. Maybe I can fix it up and make a few bucks..."

Odot, I'm with Barb - TMI

Now I've got visions of monkeys going at your *** with footballs or something! :blink:

 

[drew231506]

Well, at least I got this corner correct once that day :yahoo:

Isnt your centerline supposed to be to the inside of the bike and your left arm relaxed...then youda nailed it. J/k i dont know what im talking about but im jealous youre out there. i signed up for a couple of track days coming up and I have the california superbike school in may.....im gettin anxious. i dont wanna crash my new bike though...is insurance going to pay for swats bike? What boots did you get and how do you like em?

 

[Fencer]

Well, at least I got this corner correct once that day :yahoo:

Isnt your centerline supposed to be to the inside of the bike and your left arm relaxed...then youda nailed it. J/k i dont know what im talking about but im jealous youre out there. i signed up for a couple of track days coming up and I have the california superbike school in may.....im gettin anxious. i dont wanna crash my new bike though...is insurance going to pay for swats bike? What boots did you get and how do you like em?

Boots Gaerne G.RS Retal $251. I like them. They are the same ones (brand) I crashed in, so already crash test approved. Not to mention they fit my wide foot.

Centerline is correct (adjust center of gravity through the center of the bike). just remember how big a fellow is sitting on this small bike.

Arm is relaxed. no death grip on the bars, see my hands haven't turned white with fear

When I look at the photo I see I am not covering my break or clutch, Making mental notes here B)

same corner with photo taken from a diff angle

 

[SMC]

Does it make you look fat?
Ever seen a monkey **** a football?

:blink: Odot, how on earth do you come up with these answers,, I definitely laughed on that one.