Dude, where's my bike?

[bobg3723]

My brother-in law returned to my house without my Feejer he had borrowed earlier.

Me: Where's my bike, dude?

In-law: "Your bike has water in the gas tank, bro!

Me: WTF you mean there's water in the gas tank?

In-law: "Bro, what I said!"

Me: Well, let's take a look at it before I call a flatbed. Where is it?

In-law: In the lake.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Ummmm.
Time to go back to "Joke School".

Or is this some sort of Minnesota thing?

 

[ionbeam]

Let's just say that joke(?) is an oldie that as retold didn't adapt very well to the FJR.

If you venture below be prepared to groan.

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WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous."

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool."

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Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.

That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?

At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn't have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.

"That's a lovely car," said the mechanic. "What seems to be the matter?

Judi replied, "Well, it just conked out I'm afraid."

"Let me have look." He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.

"Thank goodness," she said. "What was the matter?"

"Simple really, just crap in the carburetor," he replied.

Looking shocked she asked, "Oh. How many times a week do I have to do that?"

 

[Surly]

That there is the wettest joke ever.

 

[CAJW]

Alan saved this thread with that crappy joke!

 

[Bearly Flying]

"Or is this some sort of Minnesota thing?

"

Good to see you posting Wheatie, hope the tornado's left you alone.

It's more like a Michigan thing, ya know Old Farts that can't remember ****....And ride a Hondapotumuss....

 

[bobg3723]

My jokes are all washed up. So saaaad for me.

 

[bobg3723]

Ummmm.Time to go back to "Joke School".

Or is this some sort of Minnesota thing?

Nope, my Ole and Lena jokes are a Minnesota thing.

 

[bobg3723]

"Or is this some sort of Minnesota thing?

"

Good to see you posting Wheatie, hope the tornado's left you alone.

It's more like a Michigan thing, ya know Old Farts that can't remember ****....And ride a Hondapotumuss....

What's to fear about Tornados when you can simply hitch your truck to your home and go?

 

[wheatonFJR]

"Or is this some sort of Minnesota thing?

"

Good to see you posting Wheatie, hope the tornado's left you alone.

It's more like a Michigan thing, ya know Old Farts that can't remember ****....And ride a Hondapotumuss....

What's to fear about Tornados when you can simply hitch your truck to your home and go?

Yeah, but if you've "upgraded" your home off the tires onto cement blocks, yer SOL.

EDIT: Plus, the last thing I heard, that 'ol 49 Ford truck ain't outrunnin' the twister when yer tars R bald.