Redfish Hunter
Gone Fishing
It is no laughing matter. And she is only "hairy backed" in the winter. We shave her back hair in the summer, usually 3 or 4 times. It is really a win/win/win situation for us when we shave her. She loses about 30 pounds of hair, oil, and parasites. Plus, the fur is about 4 inches thick so it looks like she lost more than just 30 pounds. The best part is that she smells much better and is easier to wash/bathe.
As far as "marrying up" goes, I married up in weight. She is much, much heavier than me.
Having an ugly wife is crucial to my travel plans because:
1. It is not like I want to stay home with my ugly wife.
2. I do not have to worry about her cheating on me, no one else wants her.
3. She is much too large to ever fit on the back of a motorcycle so she cannot interfere and ask to accompany me.
I would do more motorcycle trips but I cannot afford it. The cost of groceries/feed for a woman her size is astronomical.
A few members of this forum have had the misfortune of meeting Mrs. Redfish. They all understand why I like to ride my motorcycle.
As far as "marrying up" goes, I married up in weight. She is much, much heavier than me.
Having an ugly wife is crucial to my travel plans because:
1. It is not like I want to stay home with my ugly wife.
2. I do not have to worry about her cheating on me, no one else wants her.
3. She is much too large to ever fit on the back of a motorcycle so she cannot interfere and ask to accompany me.
I would do more motorcycle trips but I cannot afford it. The cost of groceries/feed for a woman her size is astronomical.
A few members of this forum have had the misfortune of meeting Mrs. Redfish. They all understand why I like to ride my motorcycle.
