Fark-A-Lation Disease

[FJRintheVille]

OK I've had my new bike for three weeks and I've come down with a severe case of Fark-a-lation disease. Why didn't the dealer warn me about this contagious disease?

Already bought:

Grip puppies - love them since I have big hands.

V-stream Windshield - love it because I'm tall (6"4"). Hence the big hands.

T-rex Sliders - look nice, but not ready to test them yet.

On the short list, as my bank account becomes shorter as well.

After-market seat.

Handle bar risers

Madco cruise control

Garmin Zumo 550 - waiting for my local Best Buy to sell it for $450 like in Florida.

PC III

Is there a 10 step program for this disease??? :dribble:

 

[FJRintheVille]

Oh yeah I forgot. Just bought a Passport 8500 today. Refurbed for $150 with warranty.

 

[TCMike]

If there is a cure, my wife would snap it up in a second. I'm always getting harrased about my bike spending. If only she would sexually harass me..... it would make it more tollerable.

:lol: :lol2:

 

[Rondo777]

The only cure is going broke!!!

 

[airboss]

There was a Doctor Researching a cure for this, unforunatly he contacted the disease, and no one has seen him since.

 

[mattster31]

The only cure is going broke!!!

I don't want the cure!!!!!!!!!! I gots the disease, and it's gettin' worse :dribble:

 

[Rondo777]

The only cure is going broke!!!

I don't want the cure!!!!!!!!!! I gots the disease, and it's gettin' worse :dribble:

I keep thinking I'm done! SILLY ME, your never done, this week was the PCIII, Morgan Carb Sync and K&N air filter, SCHWING, THERE GOES ANOTHER $500.00. I've reconsidered my answer of "when your broke" New answer, WHEN YOUR DEAD! :dead: Just bury me on the damm thing. :rip_1:

 

[Low Level FJR Pilot]

No cure! :blink: But you will have a lot of fun doing it before it finally kills you or sends you to the poor house. :yahoo: Fun thing is, once you are done Farkling this bike, you can buy another and start all over again. B)

 

[AdrianNKY]

OK I've had my new bike for three weeks and I've come down with a severe case of Fark-a-lation disease. Why didn't the dealer warn me about this contagious disease?
Already bought:

Grip puppies - love them since I have big hands.

V-stream Windshield - love it because I'm tall (6"4"). Hence the big hands.

T-rex Sliders - look nice, but not ready to test them yet.

On the short list, as my bank account becomes shorter as well.

After-market seat.

Handle bar risers

Madco cruise control

Garmin Zumo 550 - waiting for my local Best Buy to sell it for $450 like in Florida.

PC III

Is there a 10 step program for this disease??? :dribble:

Yes, 10 step program has been documented and you are well on your way. I've clarified it for you below...

10 Step Fark-A-Lation Program

Step 1: Aquire Grip puppies - Completed.

Step 2: V-stream Windshield - Completed.

Step 3: T-rex Sliders - Completed.

Step 4: Passport 8500 - Completed

Step 5: Handle bar risers.

Step 6: Madco cruise control.

Step 7: Garmin Zumo 550.

Step 8: PC III.

Step 9: After-market Seat.

Step 10: ATGATT.

For only being 3+ weeks into it you are progressing nicely. Keep it up brother!

 

[Powerman]

Ten years ago I threatened to to torch her shoe collection, haven't heard a word since.

 

[cadman]

Garmin Zumo 550 - waiting for my local Best Buy to sell it for $450 like in Florida.

what city in florida? local best buy said to order online only @ 899.99.

cadman

 

[FJRintheVille]

Garmin Zumo 550 - waiting for my local Best Buy to sell it for $450 like in Florida.

what city in florida? local best buy said to order online only @ 899.99.

cadman

Here is the post. $50 coupon in there as well. Some deals in Florida and other stores outside of Florida. My local store is still at $650.

https://www.fjrforum.com/forum//index.php?s...106728&st=0

 

[fattymoon]

Added my latest farkle yesterday - had the Heli triple clamp (from the group buy) installed at the dealer's. Jerry, the mechanic originally thought it would take three hours to install. I'm thinking oh ****... $70 bucks an hour. Turned out it took him only 90 mins.

Previous farkles -

sliders

grip puppies

Yamaha touring windscreen

Yamaha gel seat

Sheepskin covers for seat

Backrest for Stella

Throttle rocker

Westie for Stella (more pix coming soon)

Manic Salamander bar end weights (not yet installed)

This morning I'm thinking about ordering a Bead Rider as part of my quest for a super comfy platform without moving to a custom seat.

 

[Bounce]

Is there a 10 step program for this disease??? :dribble:

No. If you ever consider yourself satisfied with your bike, you'll start on something else like this:

https://www.bikes-n-spikes.org/sti/index.html

which doesn't yet reflect last weekends cat-back upgrade:

 

[El Toro Joe]

Ten years ago I threatened to to torch her shoe collection, haven't heard a word since.

I'll have to give that one a try tonight

 

[Powerman]

Ten years ago I threatened to to torch her shoe collection, haven't heard a word since.

I'll have to give that one a try tonight

Give yourself some extra room, and stay close to the door.