Favorite Quote

[quicksilver]

"Hello U-haul, I need a truck, I just went down on my bike."

Response: " Did you burn your lips?"

:lol:

 

[extrememarine]

"Hey Wayne, I'll buy your tech mount for a $100 bucks right now"

- jwilly just after his Zumo almost took a bounce down VA 220 courtesy a broken ram-mount ball Friday morning.

AND

"You knew we'd be back this way, didn't ya",

-Fencer to the local sitting on the his front porch who watched us go up the "Jeff Ashe Goat Trail" aka WV CR-39.

 

[Scab]

"Is that dog botherin' ya'll? We just got him back from the vet, he had parvo."

Said the woman as the dog walked out from behind the grill where they just cooked my & jwilly's lunch.

 

[HaulinAshe]

"We just want to hear the pipes under a load!"

AND

Grumpy: "You know it would be typical character for me to hide some tools while you change the tire."

Me: "You better make damn sure to hide the heavy ones first!"

 

[jwilly]

"I'll pay for both of our lunches, this pack of gum and that box of Summers Eve!" Say's Scab to the girl behind the counter.

 

[odot]

Did the girl know that scab was coming on to her?

 

[tstaff]

I'm from Canada.....Where they will just beat you with a fu@king hockey stick! :nhl_checking:

Mike-H

 

[FJRski]

At lunch on Friday just as the rain is starting to pour:

"This couldn't have happened at a better time."

 

[.paul]

"hey so your dad let you take his bike out for the weekend"

Group of Canadian d00ds to me when we were at the group photo. haha

 

[Scab]

Did the girl know that scab was coming on to her?

Of course. It's one of the all-time greatest pick-up lines. You should try it.

 

[wpbfjr]

"i have two degrees"

"my boyfriend left me here last week"

both by the drunken redhead in the red dress that was all over everybody at the briar inn bar on sat nite/sun morning...

 

[FredandJeannesRacer]

Didn't take long to figure out why her boyfriend abandoned her. She was pretty, but dumb. Pretty dumb.

 

[2WheelTiger]

Did the girl know that scab was coming on to her?

Of course. It's one of the all-time greatest pick-up lines. You should try it.

My favorite quotes:

"They're only great pickup lines if they work."

"If a pickup line works, you don't want what you think you just got."

"Most guys who use pickup lines are just ***** and most girls know it."

I think these were all penned by DesCartes.

 

[drew231506]

"I finally gave in and bought a decent pair of boots." -Sully (Sat)

"Glad I bought a decent pair of boots." -Sully (Sun)

 

[Grumpy]

"We just want to hear the pipes under a load!"
AND

Grumpy: "You know it would be typical character for me to hide some tools while you change the tire."

Me: "You better make damn sure to hide the heavy ones first!"

I knew I should have taken pictures!

jim

 

[WormtownFJR]

Didn't take long to figure out why her boyfriend abandoned her. She was pretty, but dumb. Pretty dumb.

Both dumb and drunk are positive attributes :yahoo: . Fooking nutz, not so good.

 

[toophast]

Didn't take long to figure out why her boyfriend abandoned her. She was pretty, but dumb. Pretty dumb.

Both dumb and drunk are positive attributes :yahoo: . Fooking nutz, not so good.

And boy oh boy, was she ever fookin' nutzzzzzz :blink:

 

[jmarran]

Didn't take long to figure out why her boyfriend abandoned her. She was pretty, but dumb. Pretty dumb.

Both dumb and drunk are positive attributes :yahoo: . Fooking nutz, not so good.

And boy oh boy, was she ever fookin' nutzzzzzz :blink:

Yep, she was nuttier than squirrel turds!

I would have gotten a better picture of her, but was afraid she'd freak if she noticed.

 

[Bearly Flying]

Too bad you didn't get her running shoes in the picture, they really went well with that outfit......