Fifth Grade Essay Assignment:

[twowheelnut]

Hey, Burleigh, how hot is teacher?

Alrighty, then! Take that smiley face off and put a gold star on your forehead!

 

[odot]

Hilarious!
Posting after JB is like going on stage after, oh I don't know, Eric Clapton or something. You know you're going to suck but you post anyway. :lol:

eric schmeric.................try following a jeff beck performance.......even schmeric slapton dreads that.

 

[krashdragon]

My name is James Burleigh, but my friends call me Jimmy. I like the FJR Forum for many reasons. Mostly I like it because it is fun. I meet new friends on the Forum and get to be on the computer, which I love. But even more than my computer, I love my FJR motorcycle. I love it because it is fast and because my friends envy me. Also it is pretty. It is blue, like the sky.
I also like the FJR Forum because it lets me write about stuff, like my blue FJR motorcycle. And I get to read about other people and their FJR motorcycles. Other people's FJRs are not all exactly like mine. Some are purple, and some are silver. And sometimes they are scratched and dented. But they are all FJRs.

Also I get to see pictures of places where people live. I live in California, but a lot of people don't. So they ride their motorcycles in different places, like Alabama. I'm not sure what state that is in, but it is far away and I have never been there before. I would like to visit the City of Alabama sometime to meet new friends and to ride around with them. I hope it does not rain. It never rains in California. Sometimes it rains in the winter. But it is summer now and it never rains in the summer in California. I think California is the best state.

People put their pictures of stuff on the FJR Forum, mostly their motorcycles, which are usually FJRs. I like to look at pictures of people and where they ride on the FJR Forum. Yamaha makes FJRs. So it is fun to see pictures of other people and their Yamaha FJR motorcycles. Some of the people are bigger than their motorcycles. Sometimes they look like my dad when he drinks a lot of beer. And sometimes you get to see a picture of a girl holding another girl's bosom. But mostly you see pictures of people on their motorcycles, or just a picture of their motorcycle, which are mostly FJRs. I think they love their FJRs too.

Sometimes people on the Forum like to ride a long time. They like to ride I think for eighteen hours without ever getting off their motorcycle. I don't like to ride that long. I like to get off and go pee and sometimes poo. They pee and poo in a little bag made of polydurasite techtra-hexaleen. They are very smart with electricity and stuff like that. The bag is attached with carbon steel fiber from Portugal or maybe Wisconsin. When they pee or poo in the bag, the pee or poo gets pumped I think from the bag on their handlebars to a wastewater treatment plant under their seat. I only have a tool kit under my seat. But that is okay because that is all I need. But they also have a special box on their motorcycle with lights and stuff and a little computer monitor that tells them exactly where the pee and poo is anywhere in the world. And they eat raisins and nuts when they go riding a long time. I think they are nuts.

Sometimes people crash on the Forum, but the Forum never crashes. I'm glad it does not crash, because then I would be sad because I could not play on the Forum. There are people called administrators who make the Forum work on the Internets. One of them is I think a sheriff, but he is skinny like my sister Bullet. I want to tell them I love them too, because they let me be able to play on the FJR Forum when I want to. Sometimes they are funny, but they can make you not get to be on the Forum if you break the rules. My mom told me that rules are good, because they are like boundaries. A boundary is like your back fence so Zippy cannot get out and pee on Mr. Burns's lawn. Mr. Burns came over one day and Zippy got a spanking from my mom. Sometimes Forum members get spankings too. And sometimes they get piled on. But if you follow the rules and never ask where your order is even though your check has been cashed, then probably no one will pile on you. So it is best to always follow the rules and to be patient on the FJR Forum. When I get piled on it makes me sad.

I like the FJR Forum for many reasons. Mostly I like it because I get to play with my invisible friends. That's all.

James Burleigh

Love it! Thanks!

Mary...even tho I dont' have my FJR anymore......It's fun to read this forum.....

 

[SkooterG]

Outstanding JB!!!

Here's to not getting piled on!

 

[Silver Penguin]

My name is Jill and I like this forum too. I don't like it as much as James because I don't write as many things as he does.

I like meeting my friends. This weekend I met some of my friends from the forum. It is really cool to meet people from the Internet. They don't look like their pictures at all. We went to Hollywood and had some hot dogs. We didn't go to West Hollywood though because there are funny people there. It was very hot in Hollywood. It was too hot for JDog to come and have hot dogs with us.

So I met some nice people who all had FJR's like mine, but in different colors then I went to a nice house where one of the people live. Richard is a nice man and he said I could meet his cat. He has a very nice cat. Richard gave me some drinks at his house. We had fun at Richard's house then I went home with Barry afterwards.

It was a nice weekend because I got to ride my FJR and I got to see my friends and their FJR's.

Jill

(And I want to see Fairlaner's face when he reads this)

 

[twowheelnut]

We had fun at Richard's house then I went home with Barry afterwards.

:huh:

:lol:

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

We had fun at Richard's house then I went home with Barry afterwards.

:huh:

:lol:

Now Jill, you have to be careful of men that invite you to their house to meet their cats. Sometimes there are mean men that pretend to be nice just so they can meet yours.

:lol:

 

[Silver Penguin]

Now Jill, you have to be careful of men that invite you to their house to meet their cats. Sometimes there are mean men that pretend to be nice just so they can meet yours. :lol:

LOL! Don't worry Andrew, I was very careful with the cat. It didn't scratch me at all. :hypocritesmiley: and it was OK because my other friends Barry and Tim and Andy were there too.

Jill

(And I should add that Karen and Jean were there as well)

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Now Jill, you have to be careful of men that invite you to their house to meet their cats. Sometimes there are mean men that pretend to be nice just so they can meet yours. :lol:

LOL! Don't worry Andrew, I was very careful with the cat. It didn't scratch me at all. :hypocritesmiley: and it was OK because my other friends Barry and Tim and Andy were there too.

Jill

(And I should add that Karen and Jean were there as well)

Safety in numbers. Good, every 5th grade girl should show some street smarts. Now, how did all you fifth graders get motor cycles?

 

[Silver Penguin]

Safety in numbers. Good, every 5th grade girl should show some street smarts. Now, how did all you fifth graders get motor cycles?

Can you imagine the insurance premiums for a bunch of ten year olds, riding FJR's? I was still happy with 49cc at that age and never dreamed that one day I would ride a 'big' motorcycle.

Jill

 

[Rogue]

Dear Teacher,

My dog ate my assignment.

Sincerely,

Rogue.

 

[James Burleigh]

My name is Jill and I like this forum too. I don't like it as much as James because I don't write as many things as he does.
I like meeting my friends. This weekend I met some of my friends from the forum. It is really cool to meet people from the Internet. They don't look like their pictures at all. We went to Hollywood and had some hot dogs. We didn't go to West Hollywood though because there are funny people there. It was very hot in Hollywood. It was too hot for JDog to come and have hot dogs with us.

So I met some nice people who all had FJR's like mine, but in different colors then I went to a nice house where one of the people live. Richard is a nice man and he said I could meet his cat. He has a very nice cat. Richard gave me some drinks at his house. We had fun at Richard's house then I went home with Barry afterwards.

It was a nice weekend because I got to ride my FJR and I got to see my friends and their FJR's.

Jill

(And I want to see Fairlaner's face when he reads this)

Hi, Jill. I'm Jimmy. Can you come out and play? I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Mine's blue.

 

[Silver Penguin]

Hi, Jill. I'm Jimmy. Can you come out and play? I'll show you mine if you show me yours. Mine's blue.

Hi Jimmy. Mine's not blue. I can not come out to play because I am grounded after this weekend. I was bad so now I can't play with mine for a few days.

Jill