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All he had to do was don a Winnie the Pooh costume and be friendly to kids. How did he get fired first day on the job? He put the pants on backwards.

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dcarver said:
All he had to do was don a Winnie the Pooh costume and be friendly to kids. How did he get fired first day on the job? He put the pants on backwards.

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I'm guessing if he was hung like that he wasn't short of cash for long.

 
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