Old Guy
Well-known member
You forgot "I call upon Jesus."
He's this guy who lives just down the street from me, and he's got a pickup truck with a complete tire repair/replacement shop on the back. Call him up, he drives over, he'll look at the tire and determine if it is safe to patch, and if not, he'll slap on a new one. I've watched that guy change the rear tire on a goldwing in 5 minutes. And best of all, he charges 5 bucks over cost for tires, and 1 beer per hour for labor.
Chris
That guy's never home when I go looking for him.