For our Smart ladies

[FJRay]

He said to me . ... . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

I said to him .... . . You wear pants don't you?

He said to me ... . ......... Shall we try swapping positions tonight?

I said .. That's a good idea - you stand by the stove & sink while I sit on the sofa and drink....

He said to me. ... What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?

I said to him . ..... Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said to me. ..... Why don't women blink during foreplay?

I said to him ... . They don't have time.

He said to me. . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

I said to him .. .. I don't know; it has never happened.

He said to me. . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?

I said to him . . . They already have boyfriends.

He said..What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?

I said. . . A widow.

He said to me.... Why are married women heavier than single women?

I said to him .. . .. Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.

Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

 

[wheatonFJR]

Very funny Ray...you playing for the other team now?

 

[FJRay]

Very funny Ray...you playing for the other team now?

Just trying to gain some points prior to riding season. You never know when you need a hug.

 

[Panman]

Ray, they don't need any more ammo to bust our ball's with........... Just sayin.

 

[user 6393]

Ray? awesome!

especially #2, #4 and the last one LOLOL

:evilsmiley:

 

[Jim Morrison]

I'm not showing this to the other half

 

[wheatonFJR]

Very funny Ray...you playing for the other team now?

Just trying to gain some points prior to riding season. You never know when you need a hug someone to help you pick up your FJR.

Smooth, very smooth Ray.

 

[airboss]

I was married for 40 years,

Seems I have heard all that before.

 

[FJRay]

Very funny Ray...you playing for the other team now?

Just trying to gain some points prior to riding season. You never know when you need a hug someone to help you pick up your FJR.

Smooth, very smooth Ray.

Don't have to pick it up if some midwest fool doesn't make you tip it over . Thanks to Karl for helping

 

[MEM]

Very funny Ray...you playing for the other team now?

Just trying to gain some points prior to riding season. You never know when you need a hug someone to help you pick up your FJR.

Smooth, very smooth Ray.

Don't have to pick it up if some midwest fool doesn't make you tip it over . Thanks to Karl for helping

Hey, Ray - I'd help you pick up the Feej for a hug (it's more likely to be the other way around though )

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

Very funny Ray...you playing for the other team now?

Just trying to gain some points prior to riding season. You never know when you need a hug someone to help you pick up your FJR.

Smooth, very smooth Ray.

Don't have to pick it up if some midwest fool doesn't make you tip it over . Thanks to Karl for helping

Hey, Ray - I'd help you pick up the Feej for a hug (it's more likely to be the other way around though )

I'd want more than a hug to pick up the heavy-assed FJR. Can you cook while I have a beer in front of the Tele MEM?