........the two couples were killed when the bikes collided between 1:30 and 3:30 a.m. Sunday morning.
Whatt a tragedy. At their ages, I shudder to think they left young children without parents.
"Haaayyyy....Eye gots en idee-yer. Since we is all drunked up en stuff, lets git them bikes outta the barn en rayce aroun the fields."
"Yeah, bein raycin' with 2 uh usn's on them bikes orta bee fun! Besides, them dirts is all wet en stuff soes we cain't git hurt iffen we fall down."
Dayang! I wonder who found them???