UberKul
Tire Assassin
My wife Christy sports an ugly scar on her wrist and nerve damage from a casserole dish that did the same thing shortly after we got married. Army docs fixed her up as best they could and she started legal action but the bowl went missing so the case fizzled out. She swears to this day all she did was set it on the counter and boom, it disintegrated. This was 18 years ago.