After noting Warchild's usage of the term "Fumunda Cheese", (as in 'moist *** fumunda cheese') I became curious. (and I obviously have nothing else to do - already having eaten Turkey sandwiches for lunch)
Knowing that very little escapes the all-knowing, all-seeing presence of the Ether-God Google, I prevailed upon him to bestow upon us the knowledge of this both rare, and rarely-sought fromage.
The mighty Google has returned a recipe for Fish & Fumunda chip dip - please see below. (I apologize in advance for the blatant plagerism and poetic license)
Fish & Fumunda chip dip
Serves : 10-20
Ingredients :
1 pound fumunda cheese
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
2 pounds of chopped boneless mudfish
1/2 pound cottage cheese
1/2 pound bleu cheese
Steps :
Allow fumunda cheese to soak in vinegar for 20 minutes. Taste the fumunda, if it begins to take on a putrid odor, remove it from the vinegar. Blend with all the other ingredients, using a stainless steel bowl and spoon. (stainless is necessary to reduce the hypergolic reaction. It is suggested that proper resperatory and vision protection be worn during this process)
Let sit uncovered on your countertop until it takes on the consistency of hi-temperature bearing grease.
Press into your chip bowl - Be Strong - you can do this. (Pyrex glass is preferred)
Place on a south-facing windowsill. Let sit for a minimum of two weeks - or until at least three neighborhood cats are flattened in front of your house as they gather to discuss the aroma.
Serve to any guests that you want to leave. Use pilot bread, veggie sticks, old brake pads, etc., to ensure that your chips are stiff enough to handle the dip. NO DOUBLE DIPPING!!
Additonal uses of this dip: (do these at your own risk
Spread it on the radiator grills of any neighboring cages that have shown a disregard for two wheelers. They will appreciate your efforts in reducing the number of bugs splatting into their radiators.
Slip some inside of your mother-in-law's purse when she isn't looking. She'll enjoy having it for a snack later ! (Don't forget a few crackers!)
Take it to work, and place some in your boss's trunk so he'll have survivial rations should he be trapped by a natural disaster. The preferred location is in the spare tire well, UNDERNEATH the spare tire.
Take some to your local Biker Bar and offer it to the old guy wearing 'colors'.
I'd appreciate anyone's comments on any other uses you can think of - be creative !! Think outside the box !!
P.S. - My apologies to all the happy cows in California, as well as Wisconsin.
:bad: :bad: :bad: :bad: :bad:
Knowing that very little escapes the all-knowing, all-seeing presence of the Ether-God Google, I prevailed upon him to bestow upon us the knowledge of this both rare, and rarely-sought fromage.
The mighty Google has returned a recipe for Fish & Fumunda chip dip - please see below. (I apologize in advance for the blatant plagerism and poetic license)
Fish & Fumunda chip dip
Serves : 10-20
Ingredients :
1 pound fumunda cheese
1/2 cup apple cider vinegar
2 pounds of chopped boneless mudfish
1/2 pound cottage cheese
1/2 pound bleu cheese
Steps :
Allow fumunda cheese to soak in vinegar for 20 minutes. Taste the fumunda, if it begins to take on a putrid odor, remove it from the vinegar. Blend with all the other ingredients, using a stainless steel bowl and spoon. (stainless is necessary to reduce the hypergolic reaction. It is suggested that proper resperatory and vision protection be worn during this process)
Let sit uncovered on your countertop until it takes on the consistency of hi-temperature bearing grease.
Press into your chip bowl - Be Strong - you can do this. (Pyrex glass is preferred)
Place on a south-facing windowsill. Let sit for a minimum of two weeks - or until at least three neighborhood cats are flattened in front of your house as they gather to discuss the aroma.
Serve to any guests that you want to leave. Use pilot bread, veggie sticks, old brake pads, etc., to ensure that your chips are stiff enough to handle the dip. NO DOUBLE DIPPING!!
Additonal uses of this dip: (do these at your own risk
Spread it on the radiator grills of any neighboring cages that have shown a disregard for two wheelers. They will appreciate your efforts in reducing the number of bugs splatting into their radiators.
Slip some inside of your mother-in-law's purse when she isn't looking. She'll enjoy having it for a snack later ! (Don't forget a few crackers!)
Take it to work, and place some in your boss's trunk so he'll have survivial rations should he be trapped by a natural disaster. The preferred location is in the spare tire well, UNDERNEATH the spare tire.
Take some to your local Biker Bar and offer it to the old guy wearing 'colors'.
I'd appreciate anyone's comments on any other uses you can think of - be creative !! Think outside the box !!
P.S. - My apologies to all the happy cows in California, as well as Wisconsin.
:bad: :bad: :bad: :bad: :bad:
