Gift from a friend

[wfooshee]

I have an epi pen. I'm not sure what I can do with it but it means a lot to me, because my friend gave it to me as his last dying act, and it seemed important to him that I have it.

 

[rushes]

I had to google it...

 

[LittleJon]

Very selfless of your friend. I've heard of this happening before. Usually when the person is dying of a bee sting or something similar. I guess there must be some sort of peace-making... or giving... type of component in a bee's stinger.

Somebody should study this.

 

[Pterodactyl]

What a wonderful memory you have to help you through your time of sorrow. If only we all had a friend like you to support us during our final moments. Touching, very touching.

 

[wheatonFJR]

I have an epi pen. I'm not sure what I can do with it but it means a lot to me, because my friend gave it to me as his last dying act, and it seemed important to him that I have it.

As this is posted in jokes and fun stuff...I'm missing the joke.

EDIT: Seriously, I'm stumped.

....Oh...now I get it.

Never mind.

 

[SouthernCruizer]

I have an epi pen. I'm not sure what I can do with it but it means a lot to me, because my friend gave it to me as his last dying act, and it seemed important to him that I have it.

As this is posted in jokes and fun stuff...I'm missing the joke.

makes about as much sense as a screen door on a submarine, if ya ax me. my $.02 worth. That is all.

 

[HotRodZilla]

You guys are jerks. Funny, but still jerks.

 

[Slosey]

Are you sure he didn't give it to you to inject him because he couldn't as he was sruggling to breathe....the joke is,.

 

[Fred W]

Wow... that one ranks right up there with some of the spousal abuse jokes of the past.

 

[Slosey]

<blockquote class='ipsBlockquote'data-author="Slosey" data-cid="1285511" data-time="1453929235"><p>

Are you sure he didn't give it to you to inject him because he couldn't as he was sruggling to breathe....the joke is,.</p></blockquote>

I want to go on record to say that just because I explained it doesn't in no way mean I liked it....Just sayin.

 

[yamafitter]

What we need around here is a good joke.....

 

[LittleJon]

Gosh, I wouldn't say this one compares to jokes about spousal abuse. This one is way too subtle. I guess that's why it made me chuckle.

YMMV

 

[Bugnatr]

Good one! Had to read it twice to get it but then I had a good chuckle. .

 

[Uncle Hud]

Subtle? I'll say. Took Slosey's explanation for me to get it.

 

[SouthernCruizer]

the joke fails because if he had enough strength to hand it to his buddy, he had enough strength to inject himself. #FAIL

 

[erixun]

Wow, I guess I need to get out more. I must be twisted as hell too, because I got it, and I laughed.

 

[Pterodactyl]

the joke fails because if he had enough strength to hand it to his buddy, he had enough strength to inject himself. #FAIL

I've used a few epi pens on troopers in anaphylactic shock. They did not have the dexterity to place the device in firing mode.... guess that's why it's called shock.

 

[rushes]

You guys crack me up.

Some of your reactions are funnier than the joke..

 

[HotRodZilla]

Wow, I guess I need to get out more. I must be twisted as hell too, because I got it, and I laughed.

Haha...Ever notice the stuff you and your friends laugh about is twisted and not acceptable my most standards. Laughing about it is how we keep from taking it home. Personalities and all that!