Happy Thanksgiving Y'All

[Tyler]

 

[Bigbeavk]

LOL Happy Thanksgiving to you Tyler and for the rest of the nuts on here. :yahoo:

And a special Happy Thanks for giving to all of our service men and women. :clapping:

 

[juniorfjr]

Kinda puts it in perspective, dunnit.

Happy Turkey Day. Go Lions.

 

[Tyler]

Try some of these out tomorrow at the dinner table... :lol:

Comments at Thanksgiving that sound dirty, but aren't

Just spread the legs open & stuff it in

If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

Be careful don't choke on a bone.

Talk about a huge breast!

Who wants pie?

You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

Can you just pour a little of that over my breast meat?

Everyone, please help yourself to a piece.

 

[Tyler]

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The

parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious

and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to

change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only

polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could

think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot.

The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the

parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation,

threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the

freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked

and screamed.

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard

for over a minute.

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened

the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out

onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I

may have offended you with my rude language and

actions. I'm sincerely remorseful for my

inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do

everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior."

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude.

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a

dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very

softly,

"May I ask what the turkey did?"

 

[SacramentoMike]

Yer in rare form tonight, T.

Rare for some people, anyway.

Happy Thanksgiving to you too. And the rest of ya.

 

[madmike2]

Funny, Ty!

I hope everyone has a wonderful and warm Thanksgiving. Even those in the "far north" can be thankful they're not part of us!

So many of us have much to be thankful for and a place like this site where one can turn cyber friends into actual buddies is one of them.

Of course, haveing Miss Ty still among us..... :yahoo:

I could go on...but I won't. Okay, just one, in parting"

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... Will you marry me?

 

The Princess said NO!

 

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up .. The End

Happy Thanks Giving!

 

[vabrzn]

Have a great Thanksgiving too!

 

[dcarver]

Thanks T!