Happy Valentine's Day

[MEM]

"No woman will ever be truly happy on Valentine's Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money" *

Just sayin' ....

*someecards.com

 

[Surly]

I'm at a loss for words.

 

[El Toro Joe]

Wow...

 

[majicmaker]

Brilliant!

 

[ahchiu]

I have a Chocolate Lab that I'm planning on studding out @ $1,200 a pop. That's as close as I can get for you MEM.

 

[Dr. Rich]

It must have been a very long and cold winter....

 

[Fly Bye]

Good luck with your quest. If you find one in the female version let me know.

 

[dcarver]

no.... but woman need to keep on searching, seeking the truth, at every opportunity!

 

[MEM]

Good luck with your quest. If you find one in the female version let me know.

Seems only fair to me ....

 

[Riona]

$22 dollars later, I'm a happy woman

https://www.etsy.com/listing/206780093/milk-chocolate-penis-1x6-inches?

Happy Valentine's Day !

 

[Uncle Hud]

Money is indeed the greatest aphrodisiac.

 

[beemerdons]

"No woman will ever be truly happy on Valentine's Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money" *

Just sayin' ....

*someecards.com

Es Verdad, ese: Just wait until your Papa Chuy Viejo gets back from Mexico next month Maria Elena, I've found a Doctor in Veracruz that can do this procedure; JSNS, 100 dollar bills eh!

 

[MEM]

"No woman will ever be truly happy on Valentine's Day because no man will ever have a chocolate penis that ejaculates money" *

Just sayin' ....

*someecards.com

Es Verdad, ese: Just wait until your Papa Chuy Viejo gets back from Mexico next month Maria Elena, I've found a Doctor in Veracruz that can do this procedure; JSNS, 100 dollar bills eh!

That'd certainly resolve the 'spit or swallow?' issue ...

"Whoa! There's money comin' outta this thang?!"

"SPIIIT!"

Mother of god ....I really should get myself outdoors ....skiing or shovelling or sumthin .....

 

[Nikk]

$22 dollars later, I'm a happy woman
https://www.etsy.com/listing/206780093/milk-chocolate-penis-1x6-inches?

Happy Valentine's Day !

touche !

 

[Redfish Hunter]

Dammit. So I wasted all that money on dinner, a card, and roses? She seemed happy.

Women are so damned hard to understand. If I had one of those chocolate, money spitting things she would just find something else to bitch about.

 

[escapefjrtist]

$22 dollars later, I'm a happy woman
https://www.etsy.com/listing/206780093/milk-chocolate-penis-1x6-inches?

Happy Valentine's Day !

...so is ^^ that ^^ considered a gag gift?

--G

 

[rushes]

 

[Fly Bye]

$22 dollars later, I'm a happy woman
https://www.etsy.com/listing/206780093/milk-chocolate-penis-1x6-inches?

Happy Valentine's Day !

...so is ^^ that ^^ considered a gag gift?

--G

Gag on 6 inches?

 

[TomInPA]

MEM it's true, and I am not worthy. There is no viagra or Cialis in the world tha wlll make me ejaculate anything but blanks....

Because my VALENTINE cut my nads years ago. But God help me I got her a card and flowers to hopefully, get lucky. Yeah...fat chance!