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C'mon now, I have one and it works great! I didn't spend that much though. I just got one of those little $5 battery operated fans and shoved that sucker right in the intake, now my truck runs like a 'vette. :to_become_senile:

As for using dilithium crystals, the problem is that the containment field is too unstable and now that James Doohan is no longer with us there's no one to work on the recall.

 
As for using dilithium crystals, the problem is that the containment field is too unstable and now that James Doohan is no longer with us there's no one to work on the recall.
Well then, I suggest a Class-Action lawsuit.

 
Mount one of these to your air box and put a Boost Button (run) on the handlebars, watch this clip. An oldie but goodie :lol:
Thats the group buy that I'm working on now:

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Once upon a time, when I was VERY much younger, one of the neighbors had an old riding lawnmower. Let's see...bored 16-18 yr. olds, summertime, riding lawnmower...one of the guys said,

"Hey, lets take the mower off and try some burnouts on the concrete driveway!"

And it was fun! THEN we started mixing exotic fuels by adding lighter fluid, alcohol, paint thinner...you know, anything in our Dad's garage that would burn. It got pretty interesting until someone said,

"Hey, let's take that old vacuum cleaner and see if we can make a blower (supercharger)!"

Aaaannnnddd, it worked.....

once.........

for about, ooohhhhhhhh.....

3 seconds. Then that Briggs and Stratton engine decided it had enough of our shennanigans. "Oh, look at the interesting colors....of the flames coming from the exhaust.....KA--BOOM!!

Yup, those were fun couple of days!

[SIZE=8pt]And, no, I wasn't riding. I was in charge of holding the vacuum blower hose on top of the carburetor![/SIZE]

 
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Mount one of these to your air box and put a Boost Button (run) on the handlebars, watch this clip. An oldie but goodie :lol:
Harrr! That's really noice.

But where're the burnouts? We need a lotta smoke to see the powa.

OK, coming a bit closer to planet earth. Why has no car manufacturer devised an electric supercharger? It would have to be a lot cheaper than a mechanical unit and would be infinitely controllable by the ECU...

I mean, I'm just askin'...

 
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Mount one of these to your air box and put a Boost Button (run) on the handlebars, watch this clip. An oldie but goodie :lol:
Harrr! That's really noice.

But where're the burnouts? We need a lotta smoke to see the powa.

OK, coming a bit closer to planet earth. Why has no car manufacturer devised an electric supercharger? It would have to be a lot cheaper than a mechanical unit and would be infinitely controllable by the ECU...

I mean, I'm just askin'...
Store bought:



Home made:



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Dudes,

I just created a magnetic birth control ring for guys. Just slip it over yer nuts and confuse the sperm into swimming in circles, you'll be shootin blanks. ;)

$6.00 plus shipping

PM odot for testimonial.

:jester:

 
Dudes,
I just created a magnetic birth control ring for guys. Just slip it over yer nuts and confuse the sperm into swimming in circles, you'll be shootin blanks. ;)

$6.00 plus shipping

PM odot for testimonial.

:jester:

Thanks, BJ (you knew that your acronym was BJ right?)

But I don't believe in any of that there magnetic mumbo-jumbo. In fac, I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as magnetism. Hell, I never seens any. Did you? I think it's all just a widespread gubbmint plot to make people think that there are forces out there we normal minded folk can't preciate...

 
But I don't believe in any of that there magnetic mumbo-jumbo. In fac, I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as magnetism. Hell, I never seens any. Did you? I think it's all just a widespread gubbmint plot to make people think that there are forces out there we normal minded folk can't preciate...
Brave talk from a man that makes a living immersed in super conductor enabled 1.5 to 3 tesla fields.

BJ, if you have enough iron in your diet the sperm all line up in neat rows, THEN march in endless circles. The danger is when you have too much iron in your diet, then they stick to the magnet and you can't remove the magnet. It gets really ugly when your partner has a magnetic personality, the sperm may actually explode in the double fields :rolleyes:

 
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But I don't believe in any of that there magnetic mumbo-jumbo. In fac, I'm pretty sure there's no such thing as magnetism. Hell, I never seens any. Did you? I think it's all just a widespread gubbmint plot to make people think that there are forces out there we normal minded folk can't preciate...
Brave talk from a man that makes a living immersed in super conductor enabled 1.5 to 3 tesla fields.

BJ, if you have enough iron in your diet the sperm all line up in neat rows, THEN march in endless circles. The danger is when you have too much iron in your diet, then they stick to the magnet and you can't remove the magnet. It gets really ugly when your partner has a magnetic personality, the sperm may actually explode in the double fields :rolleyes:

Hehehe... I think that BJ thing might stick. :unsure:

 
Thanks, BJ (you knew that your acronym was BJ right?)
Damn it! I was afraid my past employment would eventually come back to haunt me :( Oh the shame that is soon to be visited upon me :ermm: Thanks for blowing my cover Fred :unsure: :jester:
Dudes,I just created a magnetic birth control ring for guys. Just slip it over yer nuts and confuse the sperm into swimming in circles, you'll be shootin blanks. ;) $6.00 plus shippingPM odot for testimonial. :jester:
Sizing chart? Side effects? Does it hurt? ...I mean really. :unsure:
Sorry old man, no one nut sizing yet. :blum: :jester:
 
Just as an added waste of bandwith in an attempt to align the dilithium (is that twice the lithium? lithium uuhhhhh.. can't focus.....) crystals.

JW pmed me at the start telling me of his attemped to stir up some **** on the board and ask If I wanted to play. Hence SPOON on an early post.

JW,

Just how many fish did you catch :lol:

Slappy, you were on the hook early :p

 
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Obviously, P. T. Barnum didn't visit this forum. His estimate would have been a bit higher.

And I tell you, if I got hooked & reeled in like Slappy...I would be banning that thug Jwilly. That was some cold ****.

 
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Just as an added waste of bandwith in an attempt to align the dilithium (is that twice the lithium? lithium uuhhhhh.. can't focus.....) crystals.
JW pmed me at the starttelling me of his attemped to stir up some **** on the board and ask If I wanted to play. Hence SPOON on an early post.

JW,

Just how many fish did you catch :lol:

Slappy, you were on the hook early :p
CLICK HERE IF YOU THINK I'M A ****

I double-clicked! You're ALL dicks. :D

 
Since you guys didn't like this idea I'm working on a group buy for an FJR Turbo Kit and Extended Swing Arm. I should have details shortly! :D
[SIZE=8pt]Special Note: If anyone thought I was serious about the vortex, please contact me via PM. I need someone to open a bank account so I can deposit $1,000,000 from my Nigerian Uncle.[/SIZE]

JW
Hey, you came up with an idea and shared it!! Thanks for the thought!

Seemed like guys were giving you their opinion and all of a sudden, WHAM, one guy sets off DOGPILING. And the same guys started giving you a hard time. You don't need to apologize. 'Cause if members were "afraid" to share an idea, for fear of getting jumped, I wouldn't have all the neat farkles I have just put on.
Ahmen Brother! Everyone's a winner. Anyone who dogpiles a good idea like this for personal pleasure or the pleasure of others on the fourm is an ******* for sure...

Oh wait a minute... :rolleyes:

 
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