donaldb
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to
look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows
had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its
tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on
it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "Still holding the cow's
tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't
remember much after that."
bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?"
"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a
difficult hole; we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to
look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows
had something white at its rear end." "I walked over, lifted its
tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on
it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt." "Still holding the cow's
tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!" "I don't
remember much after that."
