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Rogue

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Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last three weeks:

*The hurricane only hit black families' property

*New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane

*Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down

*New Orleans has no white people

*The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident

*When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV

* The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and gang-free and they are now in your city.

*White folks don't make good news stories

*Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet

*Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts

*Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid

 
Too bad they can't report the truth like that Teerex. People don't respond well to the truth.

 
I can't believe YankTar hasn't come to this guys defense yet. It's pretty obvious to me he was only trying to escape the white man's apathy to his plight by building a beer bottle raft. ;)

Everyone knows those lesser beers have twist tops and leak like sieves !

 
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Flippin' hilarious.

A true American story. How an urban myth is born...

Yesterday a no 'count looter, today a folk hero :p

Stef

 
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