Things I have learned from watching the news on TV during the last three weeks:
*The hurricane only hit black families' property
*New Orleans was devastated and no other city was affected by the hurricane
*Mississippi is reported to have a tree blown down
*New Orleans has no white people
*The hurricane blew a limb off a tree in the yard of an Alabama resident
*When you are hungry after a hurricane steal a big screen TV
* The hurricane did 23 billion dollars in improvements to New Orleans: now the city is welfare, looters and gang-free and they are now in your city.
*White folks don't make good news stories
*Don't give thanks to the thousands that came to help rescue you, instead bitch because the government hasn't given you a debit card yet
*Only black family members got separated in the hurricane rescue efforts
*Ignore warnings to evacuate and the white folks will come get you and give you money for being stupid