Help Needed. What's Wrong?

[twowheelnut]

Well, I went for a ride today and encountered a few things:

First, I went to start the bike and it did. Then, I went to drop it in gear and it did. Huh. Then I gave her some gas, let out the clutch and wadaya know, she was moving. Then, I went through two tanks of gas running around SoCal canyons like a teenager tears through Penthouses.

There was 150 through Ojai, Grimes Canyon, Box Canyon, Topanga Canyon, La Tuna Canyon, Deer Creek and Pacific View, down onto Yerba Buena and onto Mulhulland, then Decker Canyon onto Encinal Canyon over to Latigo Canyon down, then back up Latigo, back to Encinal and Mulhulland to Decker then onto Portero and on to home. (To the gentleman on the 999: Thanks! It was fun 'dancing' with you on Deer Creek! :good: )

Nothing broke, the tunes where choice, the sun was warm, no cagers got in my way, the Carl's Jr. Jalapeño Pepper Six Dollar Burger ******' rocked and I executed the perfect off engine glide into my garage from the corner of the street into my complex.

Now here's where I need the technical assistance... How the hell do I get rid of this stupid grin that's been cramped to my face?

 

[Bearly Flying]

That's easy, Bugsy and the Boy's will be along shortly, to exact our revenge for teasing us snow bound riders.

 

[skyway]

Now here's where I need the technical assistance...  How the hell do I get rid of this stupid grin that's been cramped to my face?

Since this thread is completely useless without pictures, my guess is it must be the T-shirt.

 

[kaitsdad]

 

[Toecutter]

Great, now they'll all be tryin' to move here. Let's try and keep the California cat in the bag just a little, K?

 

[twowheelnut]

Now here's where I need the technical assistance...  How the hell do I get rid of this stupid grin that's been cramped to my face?

Since this thread is completely useless without pictures, my guess is it must be the T-shirt.

Had no time for piccies. Besides, I left the Canon at the office and was too lazy to go and fetch it.

Does that shirt get you 'any'? :blink:

 

[madmike2]

Now here's where I need the technical assistance... How the hell do I get rid of this stupid grin that's been cramped to my face?

Uhmmmm, you don't. You wear it to work and let them wonder what you've been up to!

 

[Thug]

Receiving anal sex? :blink:

 

[Rogue]

Great, now they'll all be tryin' to move here. Let's try and keep the California cat in the bag just a little, K?

Um, yea....

We had 99 feet of snow in Pasadena today...

 

[skyway]

Does that shirt get you 'any'? :blink:

Nope, it's the lunch box I'm packing that does it every time. :arrowhead:

 

[nusman68]

Now here's where I need the technical assistance... How the hell do I get rid of this stupid grin that's been cramped to my face?

Try grabbing your 'nads with a pair of channelock pliers and squeezing as hard as you can..that oughta do it! :dribble:

 

[fjr]

Just wait till that Carl's Jr. Jalapeño Pepper Six Dollar Burger gets a little further along the old GI tract. That oughtta do it!

 

[toophast]

Just wait till that Carl's Jr. Jalapeño Pepper Six Dollar Burger gets a little further along the old GI tract. That oughtta do it!

Hey "FJR" what's with the flippin' penguin???? Edit: now it's a mouse....

I don't really like having the fact that you're looking into my computer tossed in my face...

Explain please

PS ADMINS: sorry about the "thread hijack" but this bugs me

Gary

 

[wheatonFJR]

Hey "FJR" what's with the flippin' penguin????...now it's a mouse....

You seeing things toophast? First a penguin...then a mouse??? :haha:

 

[Windjammer]

How the hell do I get rid of this stupid grin that's been cramped to my face?

Try ice fishing without any clothes on when it's below zero. Works for me every time. :bigeyes:

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Heck, when your expectations are so low that you actually truly enjoy a Carl's Jr. $6 burger, then nothing can take your smile away!

B)

 

[sparky3008]

Just wait till that Carl's Jr. Jalapeño Pepper Six Dollar Burger gets a little further along the old GI tract. That oughtta do it!

Hey "FJR" what's with the flippin' penguin???? Edit: now it's a mouse....

I don't really like having the fact that you're looking into my computer tossed in my face...

Explain please

PS ADMINS: sorry about the "thread hijack" but this bugs me

Gary

He just posted a link from danasoft which does everything for him.

In my case it just shows my companies external ip address outside our firewall.

My internal network are all 10 numbers.

If you go to danasoft's website they will host one for anyone and they do all the work.

Just to shed more light each person see's their information and no one can see someone else's. Also the information that is shown is obtained by almost any website you go to danasoft is just showing it back to you from their logs...

 

[ionbeam]

Hey "FJR" what's with the flippin' penguin???? Edit: now it's a mouse....I don't really like having the fact that you're looking into my computer tossed in my face...

Explain please

:assasin:
Relax, take a deep breath, you have been spoofed by Monsieur FJR. Now get in a knot

That little ditty with the sign (there are many sign holder such as the mouse) only displays YOUR IP only on YOUR computer. Nobody else can see your IP address,. Really. I know it is distressing to see the first time, it is a little Java Script applet that runs only on your machine and is not capable of sending your info anyplace. Compare notes with someone else, what they see is not the same as what you see. Word.

Alan

 

[toophast]

Thank you "Sparky" and Ionbeam, I had a feeling it was something like this but it was a little unnerving to see the info up on the screen (even though it's the same as a web site "sees")

Had a feeling I was being "had" but couldn't resist the urge to get my knickers in a bunch and "light the fuse on my tampon" all at once.

Should have learned my lesson with the one that was around for a while that looked like a virus was doing a count down.

TWN: sorry for the hijack and by the way, you had me "hook line and sinker" with the opening of this thread

TTFN

Gary