HELP! - Retired, will the FJR1300 fit in the garage?

[SwollenRaccoon]

Christie Brinkley is young?

No, not really. Depends on how old YOU are.  But I would still crawl a mile over broken glass to smell the fumes from the laundry truck that took her underwear away.

 

[Mortenk]

If you are getting an FJR, you don't need your car any longer. That's what happened to me years ago, so I just sold the car.

 

[RiderJoe]

Christie Brinkley is young?

 @BigOgre not really, she is older than me, and I am not young. What I was trying to say is that time moves on, and compared to how old Marilyn Monroe (born in 1926) would be by now, yes, Christie Brinkley (1954) would be somewhat younger.

 

[bgross]

Christie Brinkley is young?

At 67 she’s younger than I am so… yes, she’s young.

I’ve been away for a while and the OP seems to have left the building so it’s probably too late to suggest the obvious:
Keep his wives [sic] car, ditch his car, get the FJR, and, after a few months, begin wondering what #3 will look like.
N+1

 

[SacramentoMike]

Christie Brinkley might not be young, but she's young enough!

To the OP--park the car outside.