help this guy get photos of his unseen creatures

[v65]

One of the "advantages" of being in academics is that your e-mail address is out there for the world to see. So I got this e-mail this week, maybe one of the smart folks on here can help him out, I have his phone number if you come up with something. :blink:

Hi,

First of all I must apologize for sending this email to you. My name is Mr. Abdul Rahman and I am an Aircraft Engineer. I got your email from the internet and I am truly sorry if my email is bothering you. I have been trying to find a scientist that can help me in my research to the creatures that I have discovered. Actually I don't know who to approach to help me with this discovery. I believe may be the biologist, physicist or any scientist may be able to help. Scientists who are interested in the discovery of new creatures. The images of the creatures I took cannot be a Pareidolia because of different background colour and shape. Pareidolia only supported if either the colour or shape of the background is almost the same as the mysterious image i.e images in cloud or trees.

I am suggesting scientists to carry out a research to invent a proper camera which can capture the image of these unseen creatures. I don't believe in fairy tales and I only believe in real creatures, otherwise I would have sought help from ghost hunters or paranormal mediums. No, I am more interested to find fact, thus the only people who I believe can help me are the scientists.

My hand phone ability to capture these paranormal images which I have discovered accidentally is a crude way of carrying out the task. Only with a properly designed camera can the images be taken clearly.

As for the origin of these creatures, I have no idea. I don't know what they are made of. My theory is that these creatures may have the ability to control humans mind causing hysteria, possession, suicide and mass killing and so on. Most scientist believe these behaviors were caused by chemical reaction in the brain. But then something must have triggered it. Due to stress? It could be true, but how come most very stressed people are not affected with possession and hysteria? I need scientist to help me with the research and all I know is that these creatures are what people have identified as ghosts or demons.

I feel that scientists should look into these creatures more seriously as their existence can be seen by a camera, just like germs can be seen with a microscope. What if one day these creatures manage to possess a million humans at a same time? Do not think this is a hoax, it is not. I know it sounds silly but please don't ignore me. I have tried contacting every universities but none has responded positively. Some even insulted me and accusing me of spamming. I am not advertising or selling a product here, I am seeking help to find a scientist who is willing to assist me. Please read my website and what I am telling is all true and I need scientist to verify it. I even offer US$10,000 to anyone who can proof the pictures I took are fake.

I am not trying to promote a religion here. What I believe is, good Christians, Jews and Muslims will go to heaven. So this is nothing about religions here which I want to point out. I am just trying to share important information about a species of creatures that cannot be seen by human eyes which most scientists believe do not exist. Hopefully we all can find the truth about these creatures. Below is the website. Thank you for willing to read my email.

Best Regards

Abdul Rahman

Brunei Darussalam

 

[Kevin Daly]

dude, where's the pics??

 

[Capt. Bob]

And the website is

 

[cadman]

how can you take a picture of "a species of creatures that cannot be seen by human eyes"

he's not crazy in his world, but he is in mine!

cadman

 

[Kevin Daly]

how can you take a picture of "a species of creatures that cannot be seen by human eyes"
his not crazy in his world, but he is in mine!

cadman

hehe yeah :crazy: but where's the pics :clapping:

 

[Scab]

I suggest you send the following response:

Dear Mr. Rahman,

I am sorry to inform you that you did not discover these creatures. These creatures, know in the scientific community as "ATHI" are well documented. However, documentation is primarily written text and most is still considered confidential information. This species is not a product of natural selection, but one of bio-engineering. As I was not privy to the original development of the ATHI, I cannot comment on whether or not what you see is the actual desired result of the bio-engineering team. As I am sure you are well aware, sometimes experiments offer results, but not the desired results.

As for your difficulty in photographing the ATHI, the reason is quite simple. This was a deliberate trait that was desired by the bio-engineering team. You see, this creature was conceived and then designed to serve a very specific purpose on this earth. In the execution of this specific purpose, stealth is a necessity. Therefore, any attempt to develop better observation equipment of any kind will be futile. The ATHI are quite adaptive.

Considering the above described confidentiality and the detailed creature description, you are probably wondering why I am making you privy to this information. Again, the answer is quite simple: This creature was conceived and designed to address a very specific need that we clearly view as a threat. The sole purpose of this creature's existence is to seek out those individuals connected with this activity that we view as a threat. Since you clearly acknowledge the existence of this creature, then it is evident that they have intentionally sought you out. At this point, I am sure you realize that we consider you a threat.

Now, answer the door. It's us.

 

[Bungie]

These are SEP's.

Douglas Adams describes them in some detail in the Hitchhikers Guide. They remain unobtrusive until you confront them. They can, and should only be visible when not viewed directly. If you attempt to look at them directly, you won't like the results.

Occasionally, SEP's can be photographed, but as you've seen, only indirectly. Its the nature of SEP's. If you really want to get a picture of an SEP, just take a picture of somebody whose in the midst of 'ear *******' you.

I'm speaking of course of "Somebody elses problems".

 

[ionbeam]

Paging Odot, I believe they are looking for your drinking buddies.

neeyedsmiley02: This is actually a pretty simple project. First be sure you have your aluminum foil helmet tightly strapped on your head and connected to a pair of heel ground straps. You use a three step process for this. First you need to put your far ultra violet lens on your camera. Second, you need a Vander Graff generator so that you can employ Kirlian Photography which will reveal the aura of these creatures. Third, once they have been spotted and located, in a diabolically clever way you throw several pounds of talcum powder at the creature. In their highly charged state from the Vander Graff generator the talc will stick revealing the creatures. Be prepared to run, this may really piss them off. :crazy:

 

[v65]

And the website is

Oops, I didn't copy the whole e-mail, I left off the phone number and website: clicky. I can't look.

 

[Silent]

I suggest you send the following response:...

Now, answer the door. It's us.

Now dats some funny chit! :lol2:

 

[Fencer]

Scab, that is great!!!! :lol: :lol:

 

[Capt. Bob]

And the website is

Oops, I didn't copy the whole e-mail, I left off the phone number and website: clicky. I can't look.

I can only take so much of that **** :glare:

IMHO until we get over "speed bumps" like this guy, Man's social development is just "draggin' its exhaust".

I will hand it to you, that was "something completely different" in the way of posts

 

[Capt. Bob]

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