Hi. I'm innebriated and I want to apologize

[OrangevaleFJR]

gawd....I'm doing it again

 

[exskibum]

gawd....I'm doing it again

Ya ******' drunk -- have Sherri put you to bed already!!

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

gawd....I'm doing it again

Ya ******' drunk -- have Sherri put you to bed already!!

hmm..I like that idea :yahoo:

 

[dcarver]

So where are the jokes?

And is this a troll thread? True drunks don't use words like 'innebriated'. They use words like tree stands, Odot, drunk, phooked up...

 

[kaitsdad]

So -

OV, are you having a "vowel movement"? Mr. Jack Daniels will do that to you ....

Hope you're feeling ok this morning - like some pickled pigs feet?

 

[Toecutter]

Friends don't let friends post drunk.

What's up with all the apologizing lately? Flavor of the week?

[rant] I'm allergic to apologies that aren't followed by a change in behavior. If you're truly sorry for something you did, seems to me you will stop doing it. I guess saying sorry is easier than tossing the bad behavior. So either don't do it anymore or don't say you're sorry. [/rant]

Do drunken apologies even count?

 

[radman]

fRuck u toe, I aiNt apologizin fer **** :glare: :assassin: :yahoo: :feminist:

 

[dcarver]

[rant] I'm allergic to apologies that aren't followed by a change in behavior. If you're truly sorry for something you did, seems to me you will stop doing it. I guess saying sorry is easier than tossing the bad behavior. So either don't do it anymore or don't say you're sorry. [/rant]

Nopies. It's much easier to just apologize again!

 

[donaldb]

Please.............somebody just shoot me

 

[HaulinAshe]

Please.............somebody just shoot me

I would, but then I would have to apologize for doing so.

 

[wheatonFJR]

gawd....I'm doing it again

"SIR...STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD.

BOTH HANDS IN THE AIR...STEP BACKWARDS TOWARD THE SOUND OF THIS VOICE..."

 

[donaldb]

Please.............somebody just shoot me

I would, but then I would have to apologize for doing so.

Fine.......just let me get drunk first :russian_roulette:

 

[Geezer]

So -
OV, are you having a "vowel movement"? Mr. Jack Daniels will do that to you ....

(snip)

You guys haven't been paying attention, OV's a scotch man. McCallums.

I gotta get out to the left coast and meet some of you in person.......

 

[evil_henchman]

It takes a brave man to talk about his feelings on an open forum like this.

Jeepers OV we all think you're just swell

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

I'd say something funny, but I just don't see the point anyomore.

 

[odot]

Awwww.....drunken rants. Some of us drunks are happy, some sad, some apologetic, others mean and rueful of the western dream, I tell you this....no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn....

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

Awwww.....drunken rants. Some of us drunks are happy, some sad, some apologetic, others mean and rueful of the western dream, I tell you this....no eternal reward will forgive us now for wasting the dawn....

The skinwalkers are getting anxious

 

[dcarver]

[SIZE=18pt]Wellllll Noowwwww... [/SIZE]

[SIZE=18pt] [/SIZE]Good Morning, Sunshine!

 

[OrangevaleFJR]

lol...a big drink of water and 3 ibuprofin before bed and I feel fine.