High Octane Gas, Regular, Doesn't seem to matter...

[jpcfjr]

So I've had the FJR for about 11 months now with just about 9,500 miles on the ODO. What I'm trying to figure out is how the hell do you get rid of gas? I mean, when I need to fart at speed, there doesn't seem to be any good way to do it. I've tried sliding over so one cheek hangs off the seat, raising my ass slightly, just doesn't seem to work. And at a light, don't even get me started on being seen farting at a light.

I really need the forum's help here.

:yahoo:

 

[John F]

So I've had the FJR for about 11 months now with just about 9,500 miles on the ODO. What I'm trying to figure out is how the hell do you get rid of gas? I mean, when I need to fart at speed, there doesn't seem to be any good way to do it. I've tried sliding over so one cheek hangs off the seat, raising my ass slightly, just doesn't seem to work. And at a light, don't even get me started on being seen farting at a light.
I really need the forum's help here.

:yahoo:

OK here's the original motorcycle farting training film, watch and learn.

 

[FJRMaineiac]

HA! Good one :lol:

 

[jpcfjr]

So I've had the FJR for about 11 months now with just about 9,500 miles on the ODO. What I'm trying to figure out is how the hell do you get rid of gas? I mean, when I need to fart at speed, there doesn't seem to be any good way to do it. I've tried sliding over so one cheek hangs off the seat, raising my ass slightly, just doesn't seem to work. And at a light, don't even get me started on being seen farting at a light.
I really need the forum's help here.

:yahoo:

OK here's the original motorcycle farting training film, watch and learn.

C'mon now, anybody can fart OFF the bike!

 

[BackintheSaddle]

Perhaps you need one of these machines as part of your pre-ride prep......



:dribble: :blink:

 

[FJRBluesman]

You must be anal retentive...

 

[Bounce]

winter

ff helmet

full gear (one piece riding suit optimal)

fart

OOOOEEEEEE you ain't escaping punishment.

 

[lnewlf]

Stand up on the pegs...Good way to stretch the legs too..

 

[jpcfjr]

Perhaps you need one of these machines as part of your pre-ride prep......

Damn, so that's how the ladies do it. I've always wondered...

Except my 12 year old daughter must not have gotten the memo.

 

[BackintheSaddle]

Perhaps you need one of these machines as part of your pre-ride prep......

Mine seems to have missed it also....maybe its a secret that they don't get in on 'til 17 or 18..... :glare: