His last name is "Ramsbottom"

[garylspolar]

My last name was "Eckhoff" before my mother remarried. My father wanted to name me "Jack", fortunately for me that did not happen. Nothing could have been worse than that.... or so I thought.

I did some work for a customer recently, and his last name was "Ramsbottom". It doesn't matter what first name a man has, if his last name is that bad. I nearly pissed myself, however, when I asked his first name. Richard. I'm sure most of you know that name is commonly shortened to "****".

Great name for a gay **** star, but not for an accountant. He was single, surprise, surprise. Other than that, he seemed quite normal. I would surely have killed my parents over such a meanspirited act. Anyone heard of worse?

 

[Ignacio]

I talked over the phone with a Herbert Erkle that called into our helpdesk. Fortunately, I had a mute button to laugh my *** off.

 

[Randy]

In college, my dorm roomate's last name was Queer. Nothing worse than being in college and living with a Queer (not that there's anything wrong with that). The phone was ringing off the hook 'any queer's there?'?

btw, he was anything but. he and his fiancee were havin' at it 3,4,5 times a day and they didn't care if i was in the room or not. nothing funnier than carrying on a normal conversation with both of them while they were in the act. we all got a good kick out of it when I would purposely ask her lots of questions when her, um, mouth was busy.

 

[fjrchooser]

**** Trickle, the NASCAR race driver comes to mind.

There was also this girl in the Marines while I was going to BC&E Schools Battalion in 29 Palms many years ago. Nancy Woodcock, pretty good looker too.

Being Marines and calling everyone by their last name as was the fashion 36 years ago, we naturally shortened it to Splinterdick. Nobody thought twice about it and it always started a tale when a newby wanted to know the origin. There were a million tales and Nancy took it really well, telling some whoppers herself sometimes.

I can't imagine that causing anything but trouble nowadays...

 

[Randy]

There was also this girl in the Marines while I was going to BC&E Schools Battalion in 29 Palms many years ago. Nancy Woodcock, pretty good looker too.

She ever tell anyone 'suck my ****'? sorry - just watched GI Jane again last night.

 

[jestal]

There was an assembly line worker in one of our factories years ago whose name was (I am NOT making this up) Lenny Kacksacker.

In the group of guys I hung out with in college there was this one chap named Newdick. I knew him for years as Newdick. Found out later that his real last name was Youngpeter....so everyone called him Newdick of course.

 

[Bananas]

I work with a guy named "**** Hertz"!

Bananas!

< (what the hell is this "warn" thing for? Have I been bad?)

 

[freshmeat]

Guy I knew in high school

---- Harold Growth III

That's three generations of folks sick and twisted enough to name their son "hairy growth" ...

(I'm thinking there must have been a clause in great grand dad's will)

 

[TWILKIN650]

Last name of a family in my grandma's predominatly German-American neighborhood in Pittsburgh was "Zass". There are only a few first names that defuse the jokes that this one generates. Poor kids.......... :lol:

 

[Jetmaker737]

Used to be a guy in the company phone book, "Richard Head"... that's no lie!

There's a guy in there now, "Woody Johnson"

 

[twowheelnut]

Last name of a family in my grandma's predominatly German-American neighborhood in Pittsburgh was "Zass".  There are only a few first names that defuse the jokes that this one generates.  Poor kids.......... :lol:

That wasn't Troy Hill, was it? That's where I'm from.

My neighbor's on the right were the Dicky's and there was a Sr. and a Jr. Across the alley, lived the Danks. They had a son, Frankie, that I went to school with. Frankie had a weight problem. He also smelled bad. We made up a song: Frankie Dank, The Stank Tank... If I remember right, toe-jamb was involved in the lyrics somewhere. Kids are soooo mean.

 

[Ramblin Man]

When my oldest daughter was 14 she had a "boyfreind" that she had come over a few times. He didn't have a funny name, but the street he lived on was named ****.

So one time he had been over I got to drive him home. I'm in front and he and my daughter were in back and we are all talking. When I got close to his house, this is how the conversation went.

Me "so you live on ****?"

Him "yes sir"

Me "Hmm, you get any vegetables with that?"

My daughter was sooo embarrased

 

[NoCage]

I roomed with a guy at Auburn named Pat Mahwhinny... a natural opening line for sure. I also worked with a lady whose last name was Reddick... we had fun with that.

 

[ionbeam]

My boss's name was **** Gorgeous! We had a girl that worked in our stock room who had a rather ‘gay’ outlook on life. Her name was Lorna Wannamaker, usually pronounced Wannamake-her.

Some foreign names should be assessed before using them – a Japanese fellow that was part of our Japan side business came over and worked with us quite often. His name was Oda Eta – forever known as Odor Eater. The name connection was even stronger because of the local Boston accent. Our software engineer from India was named Kowshick Dixit. Every time one of our assemblers walked past him they couldn’t help but ask, “So, how’s your brother Horseshick?” Another Indian software engineer was Marvin Handoo which yet another ‘gay’ outlook lady used to find hysterical. Then there was Betty Knockles always called Knockers…

 

[panthercity]

Decades ago, I worked with a fellow in the MC advertising/promotion biz named Loyal George Truesdale...

 

[nusman68]

-knew a guy (a coworker) whose name was Lump E. Mayberry- he told people it was a 'slave' name handed down in his family- I can appreciate history, but I think I'd be changing it as soon as the law allowed.

-another co-worker who came from the Navy (who works at the same station as myself) loves to tell people about one of his friends that was in the service with him, Frank Stains; going through his training, he was Seaman Stains.

-and lastly, to poke fun at myself, I had to endure countless hours of chiding in school, as I'm Bradley A. Nus (yeah, you got it - ANus!) Thought I had it bad, until I shared my misfortune with a cousin at a family reunion, Paul. :lol:

 

[FJRottie]

Names I was exposed to;

Peter Sackrider

John Hopingarden

Pete Muckinfuss

Mike Hunt

Brook Trout

Peter Parker (Guess what his nickname was)

Chris Cringle

...all real people I met.

Go Here for funny names.

 

[Rogue]

Names I was exposed to;
Peter Sackrider

John Hopingarden

Pete Muckinfuss

Mike Hunt

Brook Trout

Peter Parker (Guess what his nickname was)

Chris Cringle

...all real people I met.

Go Here for funny names.

I once worked with a guy named "Chris Cross".

 

[twowheelnut]

Names I was exposed to;
Peter Sackrider

John Hopingarden

Pete Muckinfuss

Mike Hunt

Brook Trout

Peter Parker (Guess what his nickname was)

Chris Cringle

...all real people I met.

Go Here for funny names.

I once worked with a guy named "Chris Cross".

Oh, so that was you doing the back-up vocals? Nice jacket. :haha: