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Mowing and Beer
Last Saturday after noon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Oakley sunglasses and stared directly into the
eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why
she cuts the grass."
Last Saturday after noon, I was sitting in my lawn chair, drinking beer and
watching my wife mow the lawn.
The neighbor lady from across the street was so outraged that she came over
and shouted at me, "You should be hung!"
I took a drink from my can of Busch Light, wiped the cold foam from my
lips, lifted my darkened Oakley sunglasses and stared directly into the
eyes of this nosy ass neighbor and then calmly replied, "I am. That's why
she cuts the grass."
