Surly
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Hot and Cold Sex...
After my examination the doctor asked the me: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," I said. "After I have sex with girlfriend, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."
Later, after examining my girlfriend, the doctor said: "Everything appears To be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
She replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your boyfriend had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied.
"That's because the first time is usually in December and the second time is in July."
After my examination the doctor asked the me: "You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?"
"In fact, I do," I said. "After I have sex with girlfriend, I am usually cold and chilly, and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and sweaty."
Later, after examining my girlfriend, the doctor said: "Everything appears To be fine. Do you have any medical concerns that you would like to discuss with me?"
She replied that she had no questions or concerns.
The doctor then said to her: "Your boyfriend had an unusual concern. He claims that he is usually cold and chilly after having sex with you the first time, and then hot and sweaty after the second time. Do you know why?"
"Oh that crazy old fart," she replied.
"That's because the first time is usually in December and the second time is in July."
