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Fencer

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Dear Winner

It is our pleasure to inform you that you have emerged as a Category "A" winner of the International Premier Lotto United Kingdom.

Congratulations

You are entitled to a prize sum of six hundred and twenty Thousand British Pounds; Reference number for your prize is PILS/SA/UK/69-810278, ticket number A/04-3919.

As a category A winner, you have been selected from a total number of Twenty Five Thousand names drawn from Asia, Africa, Europe, Middle East and America.

After the computer ballot of our International

Promotions Program, only six winners emerged in the category and therefore are to receive payouts from the total Seven Million British Pounds for second category winners.

This is part of the Country's Programme to fund for the Olympic Games in 2012 The ₤1.5bn Olympic lottery puzzle

(https://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4719851.stm)The Lottery must raise ₤1.5bn over the next seven years to pay its share of the public money going into the Olympics.

A further ₤650m will be raised from council tax in London and another ₤250m from the London Development Agency, while similar sums will be raised from ticket sales, marketing, sponsorship and the sale of television rights.

Please note that your lucky winning number falls

within our European booklet representative office in Europe as indicated in your play coupon. In view of this, your six Million,two hundred thousand British Pounds will be released to you by any of our payment offices in Europe.

To immediately collect your prize, please contact our Category "A" financial handlers with information below by Email Fax or Phone

Mr. SETH MATTHEWS

APHA Finance & Trust Ltd

United Kingdom

Tel:+44-7036319540

Fax +44 8701674557

email: [email protected]

Provide prize reference number-PILS/SA/UK/69-810278 and winning ticket number-A/04-3919 for confirmation.

In your best interests, you must initiate contact within one week of receipt of this correspondence.

You are also advised to send a copy of this Email,either by fax or email, to your financial handler Mr.Seth Matthews when contacting him.

You are to keep all lottery information from the

public as we will not entertain cases of multiple

claims processing or compromise the privacy and

security for all winners.

We congratulate you once again and it is our hope that you participate in any of our international programs in the nearest future.

Thank your sincerely,

Lucy Campbell,

The lottery Coordinator

International Premier Lotto United Kingdom

Great Surry House

203 Black Friars Road,

London SE 1 8NH

 
Thanks Fencer ! I just called in your ticket and it was valid. I had to send them L 25,000 to help defray expenses for the Olympics and am just waiting for Seth to verify receipt before getting my ( your ) money. Next time maybe you'll pay attention to the privacy statement. Sheesh... <_<

 
Lucy Campbell,The lottery Coordinator

International Premier Lotto United Kingdom

Great Surry House

203 Black Friars Road,

London SE 1 8NH
Lloyds Property Investment Co Ltd

020 74850807

203 Blackfriars Road LONDON, Greater London, SE1 8NH

Is that address Lloyds of London?

 
Who needs 620K stinkin pounds when you can lay your hands on an 8-million dollar loot?

Check this out.

(I've omitted vital contact information 'cuz I'm no sucker, I ain't gonna share the dough with you losers)

My name is George Green(Sgt)an American soldier, I am serving in themilitary of the 1st Armored Division here in Iraq. As you know we are

being attacked by insurgents everyday and car bombs, it will come worst

now Saddam Hussein was executed. During one of our rescue Mission we

came across a safe that contains the total sum of $21,000,000 (Twenty one

Million Us Dollars) that belongs to the revolutionaries, which I believe

they use in buying weapons and ammunitions, and it was agreed by all party

present that the money will be shared amongst us. You can go to this web

link to read about events that took place here: https://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/middle_east/2988455.stm

Out of the total fund my share was $8,000,000 (Eight Million US Dollars).

I am seeking your assistance to evacuate my share of the money, which is

$8,000,000 out of here to you, in as much as you can assure me that my own

share will be safe in your care until I complete my service here.

This is no stolen money,and there are no dangers involved, as I have made

arrangements with a UN representative based in Asia who promised to

deliver the fund to any of my choosing destination. I shall be

compensating you with US$2,500,000.00 (Two Million, Five Hundred Thousand

Dollars) on final conclusion of this project,while the rest shall be for

me for my investment purposes.

One passionate appeal I will make to you is not to discuss this matter

with a third party, should you have reasons to reject this offer, please

destroy this e-mail as any leakage of this information will be too bad for

me.

I do not know for how long we will remain here, and I have survived two

suicide bomb attacks, which prompted me to reach out for help because I

will be migrating to you to invest and start a new life not as a soldier

anymore. Please if this proposal is acceptable by you, kindly send me an

e-mail signifying your interest including your most confidential telephone

numbers for quick communication also your home address where the fund

would be delivered.

As soon as I receive your email with the information, I will furnish you

with full details on when and how the fund shall be delivered to you by

the diplomat and he will make a contact with you before anything move.

Waiting for our urgent reply.

Best regards,

Sgt. George Green.
How many US-spec FJRs can I buy with $8 million? And how many de-tuned French FJRs is that? :lol:

Stef

 
Ever since I started submitting these emails to the FBI I quit getting them. I haven't seen an email from Nigeria in about 3 years. Strange eh?

 
It is just me, or does it look really fishy that the e-mail address is from the South Pacific island-nation of Niue. That's a pretty long stretch from London.
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I'm glad I used throw away addresses to deal with "Janet" and his scam motorcycles on Cycle Trader. Now I'm winning all kinds of crap at those addresses. I'm thinking that's why you're winning, Fencer.

Hell, as long as they're make believe winnings, I have no problem with magnanimous make believe generosity. I'm willing to pool my winnings with yours, if you'll provide matching funds (think of the children) and create a charitable foundation. It's going to be called the FJR Owners Sponsorship, or FOS. Please do not notice that this foundation has the same initials as Full Of ****. I swear, it's a crazy coincidence.

So, I'd like to seed the foundation with the $17,000,000.00 (SEVENTEEN MILLION US DOLLARS) inheritance that I am to receive from a deceased relative. I don't have any relatives in London, nor did I, but that *******, in a death bed "**** you" gesture went and put all my money in a Security Company (yes, security company is always capitalized, always) in London. That *******, if I knew he was going to do that, I'd have killed him myself. He knew what he was doing, though, cuz I'm in for some pain. Just watch, any minute now I'm going to have to cough up a few thousand in chump change just to get at my meeeeellions. Then some time will pass, then more money, then more. It's almost not worth the 17 large, but I'm feeling virtually generous and want to start the foundation.

 
I'm glad I used throw away addresses to deal with "Janet" and his scam motorcycles on Cycle Trader. Now I'm winning all kinds of crap at those addresses. I'm thinking that's why you're winning, Fencer.
Hell, as long as they're make believe winnings, I have no problem with magnanimous make believe generosity. I'm willing to pool my winnings with yours, if you'll provide matching funds (think of the children) and create a charitable foundation. It's going to be called the FJR Owners Sponsorship, or FOS. Please do not notice that this foundation has the same initials as Full Of ****. I swear, it's a crazy coincidence.

So, I'd like to seed the foundation with the $17,000,000.00 (SEVENTEEN MILLION US DOLLARS) inheritance that I am to receive from a deceased relative. I don't have any relatives in London, nor did I, but that *******, in a death bed "**** you" gesture went and put all my money in a Security Company (yes, security company is always capitalized, always) in London. That *******, if I knew he was going to do that, I'd have killed him myself. He knew what he was doing, though, cuz I'm in for some pain. Just watch, any minute now I'm going to have to cough up a few thousand in chump change just to get at my meeeeellions. Then some time will pass, then more money, then more. It's almost not worth the 17 large, but I'm feeling virtually generous and want to start the foundation.
Ok great, I'll buy the bikes, you buy the farkles.

Have you ever noticed how many rich fookers there are in London?

Anyone looked in the Tower to make sure the jewels are still there and not at the local Pawn shop?

 
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