How The Fight Started!

[fossilrider]

I rear-ended a car this morning.

So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets

out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and

life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT

HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

. . . and that's when the fight started .

 

[jet mechanic]

Hope you didn't get hurt!!!!!

 

[feejer222]

I rear-ended a car this morning.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets

out of the car . . . and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and

life-stuff seems to get funny?

Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it . . . he was a DWARF!

He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says, 'I AM NOT

HAPPY!'

So, I look down at him and say, 'Well, which one are you then?'

. . . and that's when the fight started .

Just what I needed :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[GunMD]

That's pretty funny right there...I don't care who ya are. (Unless you're, say, a dwarf).

 

[odot]

Um......"little people"....to be politically correct.

 

[Groo]

Um......"little people"....to be politically correct.

Vertically challenged.... :grin:

 

[KSFJR]

A guy that I used to work with was 6' 5" and about 250#'s and went to the gym a lot. Some guy got into a pissing contest with him in their cars and he stopped and got out and Tom also gets out puts one hand around his neck shoving him up against the car and the other guy goes, "uh, I think I made a mistake." Which, luckily for him, that ended it.

 

[yellowmagnaman]

Funny, Funny, Funny :yahoo: :yahoo: :yahoo: