How to identify where a driver is from

[snowmonkey]

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO

2. One hand on wheel, one middle finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on McDonald's bag, eating, a hunting rifle in the window: TEXAS

6. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

7. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra large daiquiri, other hand holding Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rearview mirror, back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling her cocktail: NEW ORLEANS

 

[Groo]

:rofl: Popeye's chicken... mmmmmm even better, their biscuits and red beans and rice!

 

[ladybug]

The driver from Texas also either has turn signal continually blinking, or is turning with OUT a signal.

And it's not McDonald's, it's Sonic or Taco Bell! Cell phone in hand. And--it's 2006--no rifle in the window, just multiple stickers with kid's name and sport logo - football/baseball/basketballl/soccer/cheer/gym/dance/blah blah blah.

 

[slapnpop]

Please don't type topic names in all caps.

 

[ShinyPartsUp]

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
2. One hand on wheel, one middle finger out window: NEW YORK

3. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: BOSTON

4. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap: LOS ANGELES

5. One hand on wheel, one hand on McDonald's bag, eating, a hunting rifle in the window: TEXAS

6. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna: ALABAMA

7. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on: FLORIDA

8. Knee on wheel, one hand holding extra large daiquiri, other hand holding Popeye's chicken, Mardi Gras beads hanging from rearview mirror, back-seat driver screaming that the potholes are spilling her cocktail: NEW ORLEANS

Boston: Don't forget turn signals are optional and yellow traffic signals mean "Go faster!"

New York: Mouth always moving from all the #@!*^ coming out of their mouths

New Orleans: Make my po' boy shrimp....

 

[twowheelnut]

Hilarious, but you forgot one:

9.) One hand on the wheel of a clapped out '82 Volvo wagon whose tail is covered in lame bumper stickers, spliff smoldering in the ash tray, reading Mao's Little Red Book that's propped up on the wheel, the other hand diddling in the pants: PNW

:grin:

 

[snowmonkey]

Hilarious, but you forgot one:
9.) One hand on the wheel of a clapped out '82 Volvo wagon whose tail is covered in lame bumper stickers, spliff smoldering in the ash tray, reading Mao's Little Red Book that's propped up on the wheel, the other hand diddling in the pants: PNW

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