How to learn Spanish in 30 seconds.

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E1Allen

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To learn Spanish in thirty seconds all you have to do is push the wrong button on the ATM machine. With one fatal push I found myself south of the border without my idiots guide to Spanish. With no clue of what return to previous menu or gimme my f-ing card back means in espanonla I was left with no choice but to press on with nothing but my instincts.

This might not have been an issue, but the ammount I wanted to withdraw exceded the ammount in one of my accounts. But that's okay, it's only like 25 dollars if you go into the negative. I was stuck playing the you sound like checking and not savings account game. By this time I am about 15 seconds into my lesson on how to learn Spanish. My guts went with the sounds like checking account, and the fimiliar dollar sign let me know it was time to enter the ammount. I recieved my cash and the slip that said my withdrawl was from the correct account. With a sigh of relief, I decided this was one Spanish lesson well learned.

Eric

 
Yes! Now you're ready for the next level, which is the auto-check out at Walmart.

This exercise is best completed when you have fewer than say 3 items, certainly not 8 or 9 which is what I had in my basket.

I tried that once (for fun), it wasn't as easy as I thought it might be.

The only Spanish I knew prior was "dondesta, Casa de pepe' from a 70's Steve Martin Routine :)

 
That's odd - I always do the ATM's in other languages - the one next to my work does Polish and German, and I have both of those down...

 
You're lucky it wasn't in Chinese like my blood pressure meds, I thought the pharmicist at the Walgreens drive up window was kidding... :huh:

Pills were familiar though so not too bad sorting them out.. :lol:

 
You're lucky it wasn't in Chinese like my blood pressure meds, I thought the pharmicist at the Walgreens drive up window was kidding... :huh: Pills were familiar though so not too bad sorting them out.. :lol:
Good luck getting those past the security folks at the airport. Can you say "cavity search"?

:unsure:

 
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