"I FOUND MY SPECIAL PURPOSE!!!" - The Jerk

[Toecutter]

So, I was filling out a survey for Panda Express, the one linked on the back of the receipt where you score a free entree for participating.

At the end, they ask for a comment about your dining experience. I mis-spelled a word, and upon the proof-read I had an epiphany....

I'm a vagitarian.

 

[dcarver]

yes, you are!

 

[kaitsdad]

I'm a vagitarian.

Aren't we all? (At least those of us that are testosterone based life forms...)

:blink:

 

[dcarver]

True story. The technical support lady I deal with for Sana software has a name of 'Vagia'. It's all I can do to not... <_<

 

[TheAxeman]

I can only fantasize what your free entree is going to be....

 

[v65]

I'm a vagitarian.

Where's the club patch, I'm in. B)

True story. The technical support lady I deal with for Sana software has a name of 'Vagia'. It's all I can do to not... <_<

When we were trying to name our first we looked at baby announcements every week. In Baton Rouge someone named their daughter ******, no **** :blink: . I'm thinking (hoping?) the I was long, but still. She would be 12 now, say a prayer for that poor girl

 

[twowheelnut]

Oh, toe... Panda Express? Now that's just ******* sad - epiphany or not.

Edit: radman's looking for the appropriate piccie right now...

 

[radman]

Probably a joke,butI recall hearing how, in an inner-city hospital, a young, soon to be mother, unwed etc etc heard a nurse say what she thought was a lovely name, and upon the birth of Chlamydia, she and the three possible fathers did celebrate. Praise Jebus!

 

[vectervp1]

Probably a joke,butI recall hearing how, in an inner-city hospital, a young, soon to be mother, unwed etc etc heard a nurse say what she thought was a lovely name, and upon the birth of Chlamydia, she and the three possible fathers did celebrate. Praise Jebus!

Well, thats one way to keep boys away from your daughter....

 

[weekend rider]

The gift that keeps on giving :yahoo:

 

[Toecutter]

Oh, toe... Panda Express? Now that's just ******* sad - epiphany or not.

Says the guy who raves about Carl's Jr....

 

[odot]

I thought "carl's" was just south of dallas on I35E?

 

[twowheelnut]

Oh, toe... Panda Express? Now that's just ******* sad - epiphany or not.

Says the guy who raves about Carl's Jr....

Yeah, but burgers aren't China fare...

 

[evilmedic13]

Mmmmmm there's nothing like a Hot Carl!

 

[Thug]

I like Vages!

Can someone tell me why in the **** my post number has not changed within the last three posts I've done??? And if it has come to pass that I have indeed cracked the mythical 1000th post then all I need to say is a quote from the Pig of Steel...[SIZE=36pt]G'day and get ******![/SIZE]

 

[NoCage]

I like Vages!
Can someone tell me why in the **** my post number has not changed within the last three posts I've done??? And if it has come to pass that I have indeed cracked the mythical 1000th post then all I need to say is a quote from the Pig of Steel...[SIZE=36pt]G'day and get ******![/SIZE]

Hey Thug... not all sub-forums add to your post count. I think "completely off topic" and "jokes and fun stuff" are two that don't add to your post count. Maybe someone else can confirm.
G'Day Mate.

Edit to add: My post count didn't increment with this post (in Jokes and Fun stuff).

 

[Thug]

Thanks Southern...bugger!

 

[Scab]

Mmmmmm there's nothing like a Hot Carl!

You know, taken out of context, and you know we will...

That's GAY!

 

[6mmbr]

...sooooo should you be... "camel toecutter"?

re: RAD: real birth certificate from Cook Co Hosp., Chicago circa 1986: "Meconium Jefferson" (....well, go get a dictionary if you must).