I have a Darwin candidate at my home

[Fencer]

Meet Milkyway, he is 16 weeks and around 40lbs.

In the first 16 weeks of life he has tried to hang himself with his collar, chewed into a bottle of clorox (and several other things that should have been out of reach, and just a few days ago tried to tackle the wifes Yukon as she pulled into the garage.

He got his back leg under a tire and she ran overhim. He somehow managed not to get a broken bone. It took he hair off his leg on the inside and ouside of his thigh, about 1/4 inch by 3 inch strip.

I hope "puppy' stupid is gone soon.

 

[donaldb]

Meet Milkyway, he is 16 weeks and around 40lbs.

In the first 16 weeks of life he has tried to hang himself with his collar, chewed into a bottle of clorox (and several other things that should have been out of reach, and just a few days ago tried to tackle the wifes Yukon as she pulled into the garage.

He got his back leg under a tire and she ran overhim. He somehow managed not to get a broken bone. It took he hair off his leg on the inside and ouside of his thigh, about 1/4 inch by 3 inch strip.

I hope "puppy' stupid is gone soon.

Sounds like you got him from Scab

 

[twowheelnut]

Like father, like puppy. :lol:

 

[LDRydr]

He's going to be [SIZE=24pt]HUGE[/SIZE] when he grows into those paws!

 

[user 6393]

1st dog had a penchant for chewing firewood from the shed. He was hospitalized 4 times before the age of 6 months to have help in getting the wood to pass. He wasn't smart enough to chew...

2nd dog got a piece of stick stuck in his throat at 8 months. That abcessed and blew a hole outwards. I still remember the smell....ack

3rd dog, started puking one night at 2am. 5 days later and $800 in barium contrast xrays later, he puked up a big pinecone. I told him, I sure hope it hurt coming up, ya lil *******. Mind you, the next day he was scheduled for exploratory surgery, so I guess he saved me a further $2000.

Ahhh, the joys of puppyhood. Congrats!

 

[spklbuk]

Like father, like puppy.

He looks more like you ya know...big and goofy

Enjoy, you're gonna have a blast w/ him.

 

[Blackbird]

Once had a young lab once that ate my garden hose. Then he proceeded to shat it so it came out like sausage casing on his stools.

That was after he ate a hole through my garage from the backyard.

I do miss him though.

 

[Scab]

Meet Milkyway, he is 16 weeks and around 40lbs.

In the first 16 weeks of life he has tried to hang himself with his collar, chewed into a bottle of clorox (and several other things that should have been out of reach, and just a few days ago tried to tackle the wifes Yukon as she pulled into the garage.

He got his back leg under a tire and she ran overhim. He somehow managed not to get a broken bone. It took he hair off his leg on the inside and ouside of his thigh, about 1/4 inch by 3 inch strip.

I hope "puppy' stupid is gone soon.

Sounds like you got him from Scab

Yeah, well...

Yeah.

Hey, if ya get tired of him, send him this way.

 

[FJReady]

He looks like he's part Black Lab. If so then he'll eat and then **** most anything. And occasionally barf it up when you least need it.

But he looks real sweet. Nice pooch!

 

[Fencer]

Lab, Bull terrier and maybe some Boxer,

Vet guesses maybe around 120lbs or so

 

[Rogue]

Looks like he is wondering what camera tastes like! :blink:

Cute kid you got there!

 

[user 2024]

Man, I read the title and thought it was like AA and you were finally facing the truth!

 

[vectervp1]

Awe hell, I thought you were gonna post pic's of Skooter visiting!

 

[dean]

Lab, Bull terrier and maybe some Boxer,
Vet guesses maybe around 120lbs or so

when i saw him, and saw his paws giving away how big he might get, i thought maybe he was part greater swiss mountain dog

dean

cincinnati

 

[Fencer]

Lab, Bull terrier and maybe some Boxer,
Vet guesses maybe around 120lbs or so

when i saw him, and saw his paws giving away how big he might get, i thought maybe he was part greater swiss mountain dog

dean

cincinnati

I hope he gets that big and with that temperament.

I drove up to a ladies house last week to do an estimate, got out of my truck, and her Swiss got in. He was ready to go for a ride.

(That was a big dog)

 

[dabayliner]

I remember ALEX, would eat anything that was near his mouth. one day I was out in the backyard and he came over dragging his backside. Of course I was curious and as luck would have it he gave birth to one of my crew top size 12 socks. I did have to help and no I didn't wash and use it.

Kinda answered one of those timeless questions.... Why is it that I'm missing one of each sock (answer, because he can't eat two at a time).

What was the phrase (wiggling like a poodle passing a peach pit). Good times.

 

[ionbeam]

One day my friends German Shepard suddenly sprouted about 6 inches of string. In the end (so to speak) the string turned out to be over 16 feet long. The string was delivered in one long serial process, no loops, no knots and totally tangle free. Shortly after the string appeared, I disappeared. When I next came over to his house the string incident had passed I asked my friend if he pulled or waited -- I never got a clear answer -- that may be for the best. After that he was phobic about keeping string and rope picked up.

 

[yowser]

OK this post is making me laugh sitting here by myself. I guess its because I have a two year old Brittany that doesn't stop moving. She has a taste for women's shoes and coach purses and wristletts. Unfortunately I didn't know what a wristlett was until she and I moved in with Melinda a year and a half ago, I became familiar with the whole coach wristlett ordering process very quickly.

 

[Fencer]

As I come home tonight. :assassin:

The newest victim WAS a pair of heated grips on a shelf.

Any one need one grip?